Name: Kingsman: The Secret Service
Released: 2019-01-22
Duration: 2 h 8 min
Cast: Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Firth, Taron Egerton

Words to remember

Nouns

1) bollock

Go on, you got no bollock!
2) brogue

"oxfords not brogue," and then I'll know it's you.
3) neurotoxin

fastest acting neurotoxin known to man...
4) unpleasantness

you had to witness all this unpleasantness due to our uninvited guest.
5) galahad

GALAHAD: Um, listen, boys...
6) sleight

but sleight of hand...
7) wedlock

currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend...
8) geezer

I want to know the name of the geezer you was with.
9) cannibalism

Rage, cannibalism, multiple fatalities.
10) philanthropist

REPORTER: This unprecedented giveaway by the philanthropist Richmond Valentine.
11) aristocrat

There's a reason why aristocrat developed weak chins.
12) maggot

Eggsy, you fucking maggot!
13) vermin

Foxes are vermin, cuz.
14) snob

Didn't want me being cannon fodder for snob like you.
15) goon

BIG GOON: So sorry, Professor Arnold. Just a tiny bit more.
16) motherfucker

Kill that motherfucker! He killed all our friends!
17) smirk

MERLIN: Yeah, you can all wipe those smirk off your faces.
18) gazelle

GAZELLE: 100 percent.
19) cull

A cull is our only hope.
20) memento

you'll have a lasting and useful memento of your time at Kingsman.
21) billionaire

The story of the internet billionaire 's rise to power..
22) infidel

You just leave this church like the infidel you are!
23) insurgent

Insurgents turned on one another.
24) antichrist

this is the work of the antichrist!
25) wearer

to ensure the wearer remains unaffected by the waves from the SIM cards.
26) signet

If you want to electrocute someone, you'll need a signet ring.
27) nigger

You do not have to be a Jew, a nigger, a whore...
28) frown

Let's turn those frown upside down.

Verbs

1) wanker

ROTTWEILER: You wanker!
2) defuse

the day after I defuse a dirty bomb in Paris.
3) cull

And he gets to pick and choose who gets cull, does he?
4) kidnap

so I suggest you tell me who kidnap you and why they let you go.
5) disrespect

And that means, he's disrespect you.
6) scrape

And I hope not to be scraping one of you up.
7) crave

so that you crave individual attention.
8) intrigue

Got to admit, I was really intrigue to meet you.
9) undermine

that undermine the integrity of government-run spy organizations.
10) whisper

You have a complaint, you come here and you whisper it in my ear.
11) apologize

Merlin, I apologize for putting you in this position.
12) adhere

I'm sure you've adhere to Valentine's strict no-weapons policy...
13) insist

(SCOFFS) They all insist he wasn't one of theirs.
14) swear

I swear, you want to fucking stop it!
15) owe

So I owe him.
16) retire

I could've retire straight out of MIT...
17) expose

We don't know what he was expose to in there.
18) peg

Your coach had you peg as Olympic team material.
19) spill

The blood of the innocent, spill!
20) curse

"Humankind is the only virus curse to live...
21) activate

can be remotely activate. Primed.
22) mug

What are you doing? Where you going, you mug?
23) transmit

Transmitted through your nasty, free SIM cards,
24) remind

Need I remind you, I wouldn't be here
25) intend

I intend to start the selection process for
26) steal

Eggsy just stole my fucking car, yeah.
27) propose

You know we're not allowed to discuss who propose us.
28) deserve

deserve their own dinner. Come in!

Adverbs

1) indisputably

Indisputably, the work of our mercenaries,
2) absurdly

Absurdly basic neuro-linguistic programming technique.
3) awfully

I'm awfully sorry. I seem to have my dates muddled up.
4) brilliantly

doing brilliantly, but you gave up.
5) incidentally

Which, incidentally, if you break, will result in you...
6) foremost

And we are, first and foremost, gentlemen.
7) remotely

can be remotely activated. Primed.
8) sadly

ARTHUR: (ON SPEAKER) Sadly, lam.
9) aboard

Welcome aboard.
10) wherever

Wherever you go, your dog goes.
11) barely

Oh, for God's sake, I've barely touched you.
12) literally

I mean, literally, I see one drop of blood...
13) somehow

Valentine won you over, somehow.
14) aside

We must put aside all thoughts of death...
15) somewhere

on getting you somewhere I can ensure your safety.
16) personally

GALAHAD: I'll deal with this mess personally.
17) hence

Hence, my epiphany-
18) obviously

And, obviously, I had my people look into your affairs...
19) apparently

and, apparently, you need one of these penguin suits...
20) definitely

It's definitely Saint Andrews (ALL SNICKERING)
21) carefully

so very carefully.
22) unfortunately

Unfortunately, the IP address I traced it to...
23) doubt

We must put aside doubt and guilt.
24) absolutely

It's absolutely brilliant.
25) extremely

This is an extremely dangerous machine.
26) indeed

ARTHUR: Indeed, and thanks to Galahad's recordings...
27) certainly

I most certainly do.
28) nearly

ROXY: Yes, Merlin- I've nearly got it- Give me a second!

Adjectives

1) atheistic

or an atheistic, science-loving evolution spouter...
2) uninvited

you had to witness all this unpleasantness due to our uninvited guest.
3) vengeful

although he is a just God, he is justly a vengeful one...
4) expendable

Am I the expendable candidate?
5) blissful

I sometimes envy the blissful ignorance of those less well versed in their...
6) reassuring

Am I meant to find that reassuring?
7) unopened

Stirred for 1 O seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth.
8) posh

Posh girls love a bit of rough.
9) recognizable

Sc freaky how there's no recognizable name for the Chinese secret service.
10) unaffected

to ensure the wearer remains unaffected by the waves from the SIM cards.
11) bespoke

By which I mean, a bespoke suit. Never off-the-peg.
12) dope

I was thirsting for that dope-ass smoking jacket you had on.
13) biometric

You're the one who asked for a biometric security system.
14) undercover

I was breaking up an undercover spy ring at the Pentagon.
15) cheerful

MERLIN: My, my, you're all very cheerful.
16) ironic

Ironic I've been living off with people down to kill for
17) sane

It should only be operated by someone as responsible and sane as me.
18) thankful

Gentlemen, I'm thankful to say it's been 17 years...
19) absurd

Don't be absurd.
20) regal

You gotta know that she's something regal
21) scandinavian

in getting the Scandinavian region back on track.
22) neurological

In simple terms, it's a neurological wave...
23) remedial

and that we're past the point of no return no matter what remedial actions we take?
24) unbelievable

You know, it's unbelievable. You're still here...
25) questionable

Nothing questionable, if that's your concern.
26) harmless

A poison, harmless when ingested...
27) fragile

"with the horrifying knowledge of its host's fragile mortality."
28) petty

Drugs, petty crime. Never had a job.

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