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A woman is transformed into her younger self at a point in her life when the pressures of adulthood become too much to bear.
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walking around here in a tiny pink pantsuit?
Take it the boss lady's on the warpath this morning.
Hello. Oink, oink. Him fine as swine.
...put my slippers 53 centimeter away from the bed,
Even if you press the snooze button,
- (LAUGHTER) - MARSHALL: You know what? One more outburst,
and you were telling me the lamest story about how you lost your virginity
- And take your damn bagel with you! - Oh!
You wouldn't happen to be shoving a donut into your face, would you?
...put my slipper 53 centimeters away from the bed,
I need a glass of rosé. It's too early for tequila shots.
I always wear cheetah. (ROARS)
- That's my niece. - Oh.
(UPBEAT R&B MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
MAN: All right, sweetie, time to go. RAINA: Hey! Dad!
He has a really nice smile. I don't know if those are veneer,
We don't worry about the flying saucer hardware...
And you can just put a line of sprinkle out, and I'll snort them.
If you see Lil Weezy or any other delinquent near my baby again,
And you get ready to have your khaki knocked off.
Dope!
I like you. Now, your momma's a different story.
Remember the innocence and the optimism of being a kid?
Like, if you get this close... Like, if you put your forehead on it,
You know, too much caffeine stunt your growth.
But you told your college sweetheart that he was your first.
She was waving that dumb wand and wished I was little.
We're gonna skip the "haze the new girl" thing.
I overslept. Forgive me.
Your mom only assumes I'm starving.
I'm on Hinge, Tinder, and Christian Mingle. (CHUCKLES)
does all this body look like my growth has been stunt?
Well, if you didn't want to be haze,
Winchella audition starting now.
I apologize for yelling. That was mean.
I swear to God, when I see you again,
So I owe you a promotion?
need to be inspect every year,
Furthermore, any parent or guardian who violate this code section
I am bouncing to another firm.
And you get ready to have your khakis knock off.
- Oh, good Lord. - JASMINE: Which remind me...
I didn't know if that was a choice or if you lean on something or...
- Say one more thing. I dare you. - Fine.
which Jordan would be assign to would be...
An app that transform the ordinary into something extraordinary.
- Hey, hey, hey. - I blame the parents.
Look, I screw up.
I never approve DiscoverEyes.
I quit!
You know what? I am done chasing you.
Too late! I stretch them out.
First of all, shut up.
Did my new seat cushions arrive yet?
You know you're not suppose to speak directly to him.
That's where I'm at now. I just got divorce.
and then you age backwards until you're a baby again.
then, girl, you are severely mistaken.
Maybe you have to do something differently at this age.
When you say "make noise," do you mean, like, literally make noise,
Perfectly normal, but don't be nervous.
Furthermore, any parent or guardian who violates this code section
- Uh, in a space overseas. - LITTLE JORDAN: Mmm-hmm.
Apparently it's lunch, since Scott wants to eat during our meeting.
Yeah. She's definitely gonna be out for, like, a day or two.
(STUTTERING) No one gets stuck in the Friend Zone forever.
Why do we have this discussion back and forth?
no matter what, I truly have her back.
Exactly how I'm feeling right now
Okay, so sometimes he gets nervous.
And then, finally, I sell the company for $400 million.
but, instead of matching people for dates,
Too late! I stretched them out.
JORDAN: (ON MEGAPHONE) Everybody, outside!
Well, actually, this is me now.
Y'all recycle a lot. Wait, wait. JSI is doing fine.
But this is just temporary because she's going back to her dad soon.
You were brave enough to be yourself and to do things your way.
Oh, it's not all bad at your school, though,
- of you two together. - Are you gonna post this?
- I want to be someone else. - (JORDAN'S MOM SIGHS)
Three years ago, I answered too many questions correctly.
Why you always got your guard up, huh? Have I ever hurt you?
And I sure as hell didn't take no for an answer.
Lovable. Look at this...
Committing is overrated. I'm a boss.
I need a magnifying glass to see it, but okay.
(UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
We're just chilling.
Yo, these are dope.
She was embarrassed to tell me she's a single mom.
Bye-bye, ergonomic chair.
So, no one's gonna be jealous of you guys looking like you.
I mean, am I being unreasonable?
Please just give me a chance before you make any rash moves.
So please take your little exhausted hands
That just really makes me uncomfortable.
or you'll be living that preteen life forever.
and you were telling me the lame story about how you lost your virginity
But it was petty of me. It was small.
No. It's dull. Predictable.
LITTLE JORDAN: This is ridiculous.
Cutting without tipping is rude.
Is slowly Is slowly driving me insane
She's mean, cruel, a bully.
Y'all, I can be crazy, so chill.
Everybody who you're awful to would check you too, boo.
- SCOTT: DiscoverEyes. Yeah. - Sounds promising.
She just has a very demanding lifestyle
LITTLE JORDAN: Calm down.