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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

Views: 1702

Duration: 01:38:33

Release year: 2016

Country: United States

IMDb rating: 6.0

Genre: Adventure | Comedy | Romance

Director: Jake Szymanski

Actors: Zac Efron | Adam Devine | Anna Kendrick

Plot summary

Two hard-partying brothers place an online ad to find the perfect dates for their sister's Hawaiian wedding. Hoping for a wild getaway, the boys instead find themselves out-hustled by an uncontrollable duo.

Words to remember

Nouns

1) spelunker

I just found out some spelunker
2) sec.

You sort of zoned out for a sec.
3) ruiner

What? We are not party ruiner! Mm-mm.
4) indistinctly

(WOMAN CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
5) brontosaurus

Check it out! I'm a brontosaurus!
6) frittata

Oop. I think they spelt "frittata" wrong on the menu.
7) shtick

This shtick was cute for a while...
8) weirdo

codependent weirdo!
9) headrest

Head west, red Lex TV's all up in the headrest
10) scoliosis

Know what he said? Scoliosis
11) breather

Did you need to take a little breather, too?
12) discoloration

There's a little discoloration there.
13) bowels

I've been to the bowels of the Internet,
14) swipe

Swipe right, swipe right, swipe left.
15) tum

"I'm Rum Rum, get in my tum-tum,
16) bimbo

what kind of floozy-ass bimbo would respond to that ad?
17) knuckle

when I was knuckle deep into Cousin Terry.
18) keg

Start the keg I'mma fill my cup
19) swag

DAVE: I'm gonna unlock the swag on this bitch.
20) ketchup

Can you assuage me the ketchup?
21) puddle

I got so dehydrated that I was drinking puddle water...
22) bachelorette

What did you guys do for your bachelorette party?
23) nudge

The wink-wink, nudge-nudge massage, you know?

Verbs

1) destine

I thought I was destine for such great things...
2) overcook

Somebody overcook the soft pretzel.
3) rile

We never get rile up!
4) assuage

Can I assuage you a few questions?
5) deform

Do you understand they've deform our little girl...
6) misunderstand

I think they misunderstood what happened.
7) shatter

This weekend is all about you being happy and not shatter.
8) shove

and shove it in Tom Ginty's face.
9) veto

And he veto it. Oh!
10) fulfil

All my dreams fulfil
11) explode

and the bathtub explode.
12) whisper

Yeah, y'all are whisper like people
13) reinforce

And a reinforce ceiling.
14) lump

Dad, I don't mind being lump in with Mike.
15) owe

It's crazy. It's almost like I owe you my life.
16) pretend

They pretend to dig us
17) designate

Designated driver got the keys to my truck
18) rub

He rub my butt. Yeah?
19) fade

Hit the shore 'cause I'm fade
20) vest

MIKE: By the power vest in me...
21) interrupt

Which is a conversation you've now interrupt twice.
22) hedge

Uh, we hedge it.
23) emerge

a theme has emerge at our family gatherings.

Adverbs

1) objectively

Dude, this is objectively amazing.
2) backstage

Backstage at RiRi is very fun. Sometimes she plays the DJ.
3) deliberately

Are you deliberately trying to hurt me?
4) technically

Technically, no time.
5) asleep

if I fell asleep before Mike...
6) surprisingly

yet surprisingly well-read bros?
7) afterwards

and eat bananas afterwards.
8) barely

You're all self-absorbed, barely-functioning...
9) literally

so you could literally draw a line in the sand?
10) besides

And besides, when have we ever ruined a family event?
11) basically

Basically we were looking through Craigslist for work.
12) okay

Everything okay over there?
13) obviously

they obviously are supposed to
14) definitely

And definitely don't bring up blimps.
15) forever

Queen RiRi, forever!
16) possibly

that couldn't possibly be true.
17) twice

He died twice?
18) doubt

Cool, cool. No doubt.
19) absolutely

and absolutely magical.
20) certainly

I most certainly did, Father.
21) exactly

Yeah! Exactly like The Truman Show!
22) earlier

All right. I'm gonna take back what I said to you earlier.
23) immediately

Like, it immediately would put us in an inferior position.

Adjectives

1) frigging

Cat's out of the frigging bag, isn't it?
2) wack

Ran over my sister's face It was kinda wack
3) blissful

Yes, you want the special "I am blissful" massage?
4) gaping

Oh, that fucking gaping mouth of yours, shut it!
5) terrifying

Like, all the time. It's terrifying.
6) exaggerated

It's like an exaggerated smoky eye.
7) jurassic

But, guys, Jurassic P!
8) respectable

Nice, respectable, smart girls!
9) stressful

I know it can be a stressful time.
10) undercover

but then you tell him, "I'm an undercover cop"...
11) backstage

Do I get backstage tickets to Rihanna?
12) bal

That is so bal!
13) moist

and I called them moist?
14) jealous

She's been jealous of me since I was a little kid.
15) foolish

And it's dangerous, and it's foolish.
16) vicious

That was a vicious hit.
17) inferior

Like, it immediately would put us in an inferior position.
18) uncomfortable

Did I bring up something uncomfortable?
19) rude

He's cool, but rude.
20) insane

Are you insane? Oh, you're kidding.
21) rotten

I wanted her butt to explode like a rotten cantaloupe.
22) bisexual

like bisexual Fonzie?
23) dumb

This isn't lipstick. This is a tattoo, you dumb fuck.