Name: Scary Movie 5
Released: 2017-07-20
Duration: 1 h 28 min
Cast: Charlie Sheen, Simon Rex, Ashley Tisdale

Words to remember

Nouns

1) me.

She even danced the swan while she was pregnant with me.
2) her.

NARRATOR: Jody certainly had her. cut out for her.
3) weirdo

OK, cool, we can avoid the weirdo upstairs.
4) droppings

- all held together with rat droppings. - Oh, geez.
5) tartar

Vibrations knock the tartar off your teeth.
6) impasse

Dan, we're at an impasse. I see constant conflict.
7) sobriety

Sorry. That's my sobriety monitor.
8) loophole

free preventative care, and it closes the Medicare Part D loophole.
9) bandage

Oh, there you are. I found this bandage on my head.
10) twig

using twig, moss, spiderwebs, sparrow bones, lizard eyes,
11) orphanage

Can't we just sell the house and put the kids in a high-end orphanage?
12) drone

Holy shit. Is that a drone? They're going all Zero Dark Thirty on our ass.
13) subconscious

You need to clear your subconscious. And watch what you think about.
14) ballerina

It's my ballerina doll.
15) decorator

My decorator assured me that... Never mind.
16) belongings

I'm gonna have to get some of your personal belongings here,
17) burglar

In case a burglar tries to steal my sex tapes.
18) floss

Uncle Dan, what is this? Beaded floss?
19) crotch

Like having your crotch burst into flames.
20) sweetie

Lindsay, sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of.
21) angst

Was it just eight-year-old teen angst,
22) broom

Do they have a broom?
23) superhero

- Ain't no black superhero. - I'm on it.

Verbs

1) oversleep

I overslept because you just took off this morning.
2) recite

JODY: Kendra and I recite the Latin words over and over
3) mend

but I'm mend the wing of this bird that we found in the woods.
4) surpass

A marvel of modern-da y science, his IQ had surpass even the most...
5) inject

Oh, well, I've been inject the primates twice a day
6) devote

- You do? - This weekend's devote to Mia.
7) bake

I was angry you fire me, so I bake you this.
8) burst

Like having your crotch burst into flames.
9) remind

It remind me of a horror movie I once saw.
10) sacrifice

Unto thee, Satan, I sacrifice these children.
11) unlock

You leave the house unattended with the doors unlock
12) dare

You go on... shh... shh me again. I double-dog dare you, hell.
13) deserve

That's not fair. They're my brother Charlie's kids. We deserve them.
14) smell

Oh, my God, I just smell that.
15) punch

Shh. Hell. You better sit back before I punch you in your damn throat.
16) trash

Oh, OK. Is this the same Mama who trash the house?
17) attract

but I have always been attract to Jody.
18) assure

My decorator assure me that... Never mind.
19) advise

But at this time, we are advising all our viewers to find alternate routes.
20) retain

MAN: We're very fortunate the older one, Kathy, has retain
21) drag

He got drag away, yelling out, "Mama."
22) belong

And they belong in this world with me and Dan.
23) attach

JODY: Am I getting attach to them? (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS)

Adverbs

1) facially

Not bad for a washed-up, overweight, facially tattooed...
2) favorably

I don't think the courts are gonna look upon that too favorably.
3) luckily

NARRATOR: Luckily for Dan and Jody, there was someone in the house
4) foul

Like I feel hot, clammy, foul-smelling breath on my neck.
5) somehow

maybe it could somehow reverse the curse.
6) strictly

MAN: Every girl? No, no. I am strictly a one-woman guy.
7) besides

and besides, me and Pierre... we have this little thing...
8) basically

Basically, yes.
9) apparently

where apparently police are battling dozens of apes in a running gunfight.
10) definitely

- It was definitely a demon. - Oh, my God.
11) unfortunately

Unfortunately he was having some issues with a colleague.
12) twice

- Maybe like once or twice. - Yeah, once or twice
13) indeed

Thank him indeed. The Bible. Here, let me read to you.
14) certainly

NARRATOR: Jody certainly had her work cut out for her.
15) earlier

Just give it a shot. Look what I found earlier.
16) immediately

and confront the entity. That will immediately trigger
17) alone

You sure we're alone here? Feels like there's somebody else in this house.
18) sometimes

Sometimes she comes to us in a dream.
19) thus

NARRATOR: And thus our story begins.
20) late

'cause I didn't want him to think about you being late.
21) almost

Almost killed myself. All right, I communicated.
22) actually

The baby hasn't actually said a word.
23) inside

An ass that makes you want to crawl inside and take up residence.

Adjectives

1) unreturned

Well, that explains the unreturned phone calls.
2) otherworldly

or were there otherworldly forces at work here?
3) unmarked

Your payment as requested. $500 in unmarked bills.
4) preventative

free preventative care, and it closes the Medicare Part D loophole.
5) unparalleled

MAN: Now prepare for a night of unparalleled passion.
6) imaginative

I mean, look at all the imaginative things I made out of blocks.
7) furry

Oh, and there's our furry family member.
8) pathetic

it's that mankind is a pathetic race
9) understandable

- That's understandable. (GRUNTING)
10) alaskan

Big-ass Alaskan king crab just ran up on me, man.
11) unconscious

- Dan, you were unconscious. - I don't remember that, either.
12) seasoned

Ah, the seasoned professional.
13) jealous

Who do you know who wants to hurt you? Do you have a jealous colleague at work?
14) imaginary

their extreme isolation, the girls created an imaginary guardian,
15) overweight

Not bad for a washed-up, overweight, facially tattooed...
16) beaded

Uncle Dan, what is this? Beaded floss?
17) racist

- They're little racist girls, man. (GROWLING)
18) favorable

But I trust you'll give me a favorable Yelp review?
19) insane

- This is completely insane! - It's what she believes in, honey!
20) blunt

We're gonna roll one blunt, then we're gonna get up out of here.
21) awful

Uncle Dan. You know, these toothbrushes look an awful lot like dildos.
22) dumb

You're nothing but a dumb animal.
23) demanding

and demanding role in all of ballet... the Swan Queen.

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