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A rebellious stoner named Moondog lives life by his own rules.
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♪ Epilogue, demagogue, monologue ♪
that's what feeds the juices up here in my noggin, man.
When's the last time he clipped his toenail?
Riding through the slipstream
♪ A little ganja and some good grog ♪
I like your swagger, Captain.
I didn't have peach fuzz over my pecker at the time.
Some shrapnel partially shredded my nut sack,
- Yeah, femininity. - Tap into it, man.
it could make a motherfucker yearn for the afterlife.
♪ Heard this monologue ♪
Unmitigated adoration."
♪ Hope he makes it to his epilogue ♪
It sprout out of a pink fluorescent moss patch.
your little pink tweeter squirt yet, huh?
It's prime mating season. Seaweed is an aphrodisiac.
San Francisco standoff, baby?
of a groin massage
in this, like, placenta veil and peeled it back over your face
if I didn't have a little bit of a nudge, you know?
I was surrounded by inbred, rednecks,
I'm asking you for enough loot to set me up
I'm gonna suck the nectar out of it and fuck it raw-dog
You have pissed away your talent on women and booze
♪ Looks like he's having flashback ♪
- No. Sweetie, seriously. - Mm. Mm?
"though the time has come, I warble under you
♪ Down and disavow ♪
all right, but I stole it and plagiarize it
Sweetie, don't be insincere with strangers.
He got ordain just for the event.
It has resurrect,
but each time, I get it reinstate due to a technicality
has betray me back once again,
You will get whack fucking with Captain Wack.
But, you know, it amaze me how someone
Some shrapnel partially shred my nut sack,
And when I do, I hope you all perish violently.
I'm remand you into the custody of your daughter.
...where I weep to belong.
that impress lesbians, pregnant women and babies.
Oh, shit. You scare me for a minute.
♪ Melted like a Fudgesicle ♪
Well, at least they pretend to be your friends.
He just disappear.
in this, like, placenta veil and peel it back over your face
Predicted it all. Freaked her out.
♪ And I'm breathing my last breath ♪
until you fulfill the requirements stated here.
Whatever raises your skirt, man. It never bother me.
I'm cement in this industry.
And the other half of yours sits frozen in escrow
This shine bright.
You unlock a fortune.
♪ And magnificently we will float ♪
Eloquently put, Flicker.
She had abnormally large feet.
♪ So desperately ♪
I'm talking about really sexually wild
Now, I've been stripped of my license temporarily
But you managed to pull it off somehow.
I want everything to go perfectly
I mean, besides, she's marrying such a limp-dick.
You're now, basically, a bum.
Well, I'm busy regardless, so I-I could not attend
You need to settle down somewhere
As you're forever aging, I feel obliged
♪ Everything you could possibly imagine ♪ - Mm-hmm.
inside you twice today...
back and forth, and I hit the frequency,
Exactly. Perfect. Listen. I want it all in cash, man.
Effective immediately, you can go back to your home
♪ Alone in the moonlight... ♪
You know how sometimes you just... you just know?
You're fucking stunning.
And she wanted you to finally publish your novel.
but I didn't quite see your eyes until I stuck my pinky finger
Especially since I'm well hung.
He almost ruined the whole day.
Actually, a guy named D.H. Lawrence wrote it,
This is sort of kind of like a hallucinogenic.
Of course it's poetry, you toothless, illiterate chump.
beneath my illusory connection with the world.
It's been wack, Captain Wack.
Don't have to take part of this derelict behavior, man.
Look, Lewis, I'm a bit destitute, man.
And in spite of myself, the insidious mastery of song
It's kind of fuckin' freaky ingenious, guys.
that can write so beautifully can be so crude and reckless.
The most prolific poet in Key West, Florida.
I was fluent in all things dealing with nature."
We schleppin' through the city unseen.
of our departed sister,
I just want to start off with a little bit of poetic foreplay.
I-I'm... I'm moist right now. I'm lubricated.
I was born on the ocean in a gigantic boat."
♪ Speaking Lebanese ♪
juveniles, limp-dicks and all that times 14.
- fucking medicinal. - It's not gonna happen.
I'm just asking for a wee bit of compassion
They fucks with ole Captain Wack around these parts.
It's a ridiculous idea. It's...
- Oh, it's pretty lunar these days, man. - Good to see you.
Man, I get insane vision,
Today, dearly beloved, we come together
This is my Cuban maid.