Name: The Wrong Missy
Released: 2020-06-11
Duration: 1 h 30 min
Cast: David Spade, Lauren Lapkus, Nick Swardson

Words to remember

Nouns

1) chapstick

Weed chapstick. And this is the best, Tim.
2) pubis

are the pubes coming out of the penis, or is the penis coming out of the pubes?
3) tranquilizer

-It's a dog tranquilizer. -What?
4) porker

You didn't tell me he was a porker. He's a little pork pie.
5) chink

First chink in the armor. Mr. Perfect's not so perfect.
6) grenadine

They said they don't have any grenadine left.
7) nub

You took three fingers, but you left the nub!
8) machete

I want to carry a machete. I want to...
9) pecker

so we can see what your pecker looks like when it's floating on the surface?
10) motivator

She's an excellent motivator,
11) testicle

The testicle test. You showed some real nuts back there.
12) nacho

and I'm prescribing you some Hawaiian lobster nacho, Tim Morris.
13) blunder

Just a little blind-date blunder. [chuckles]
14) motherfucker

Aloha, motherfucker! I told you! Yes!
15) ravine

or I'm gonna end up naked and dead in a ravine somewhere.
16) chum

Is that chum?
17) fours

is get on all fours, and arch your back,
18) entree

entree, and a dessert.
19) bungee

That's what you do when you go bungee jumping.
20) remorse

Ouch. Buyer's remorse, huh?
21) candlelight

♪ Soft velvet and candlelight ♪
22) frat

It does when you walk on your hands off the roof of your frat house.
23) sherpa

-a sherpa, what else? -[laughs]
24) breakup

by a breakup with a babe like this? I mean, seriously!
25) paramedic

So, you're a hypnotist, paramedic, therapist, a psychic,
26) toothpaste

So, I do have weed toothpaste.
27) deuce

When I'm dropping a deuce, I don't want anyone talking to me, so...
28) itch

If I get a tropical itch from this guy, I'm gonna be a tropical bitch!

Verbs

1) goof

-We were goof around on my end. -Go.
2) tug

[Komante] When the sun goes down, you tug all you want.
3) soak

And you soak for a long time.
4) soar

Oh, yeah. I think we soar way past the friend zone
5) prescribe

and I'm prescribing you some Hawaiian lobster nachos, Tim Morris.
6) tuck

-Oh, would you relax? I tuck it. -[Tim gagging]
7) whisper

The fish are whisper.
8) jerk

You jerk off my boss in front of his wife?
9) scare

Scared you're gonna lose the only supportive adult relationship
10) swear

-No! -"I'm not an alcoholic, sir, I swear."
11) whip

I don't know what witchcraft you whip up with Winstone,
12) peel

Made it peel every time.
13) shout

I'd say the whole hotel, the way you were shout.
14) interrupt

What do you think we're trying to have, huh? Until you assholes interrupt us!
15) warn

I warn you there'd be no weak-ass trust fall kind of crap this weekend.
16) bother

At least now I know what's been bother you this whole trip.
17) align

♪ Oh, it's like the stars align ♪
18) accomplish

I'm damn proud of what she's accomplish.
19) dare

Who dare to enter my lair?
20) deserve

♪ We all know I deserve An office with a view ♪
21) smell

Smells good.
22) shake

♪ Then you suck it all Till I shake and cum ♪
23) punch

♪ I punch out all the windows ♪
24) defend

Not to brag, but the wife and I are defend doubles champions
25) grab

Okay, I get we both grab each other's carry-ons.
26) snap

you just say the magic phrase, and he snap out of it.
27) screw

I screw up so huge.
28) suffer

She's uh... She suffer from severe seasickness.

Adverbs

1) embarrassingly

is embarrassingly with the Grubhub delivery guy.
2) innocently

I invited him in to watch The Affair, innocently, because it's a good show,
3) overboard

Listen. I may have gone a little bit overboard in bragging about you,
4) accidentally

Dude, that happened to me. I accidentally sent my uncle a dick pic.
5) supposedly

[Missy] Supposedly, he's 5'7",
6) backwards

They'll put it on backwards. You're gonna be fucked.
7) underwater

Uh, tell me underwater.
8) damn

I'm damn proud of what she's accomplished.
9) somewhere

or I'm gonna end up naked and dead in a ravine somewhere.
10) obviously

but obviously, it worked.
11) definitely

Well, I'm definitely not comfortable with...
12) unfortunately

-Huh? -You know, unfortunately, my beauty queen
13) forever

Oh, my God! It's so good to see you. That flight took forever.
14) possibly

I have to visit her more often and possibly smother her.
15) absolutely

Didn't you see that sign that said, "Absolutely no chumming"?
16) extremely

Oh, the older woman who she was with seemed extremely emotional.
17) exactly

I need you to tell me exactly what was said in that spa.
18) automatically

or does everyone automatically assume you're some total booze-bag?
19) fucking

I don't need to go. And you're not fucking fine, remember?
20) finally

Finally, someone normal to talk to. Hi, Hellstar.
21) otherwise

I mean, otherwise, if the whale's an asshole, who's gonna care?
22) instead

instead of going live to the show, which is great. And I do it.
23) forward

And I look forward to getting to know each and every one of you
24) quite

uh, isn't feeling quite herself today.
25) especially

♪ Especially not me ♪
26) thus

Thus, when he sees you,
27) late

-He was the guy before. I am now the guy. -We should get going. We're gonna be late.
28) almost

Ice-breaker? The guy almost broke every bone in my body.

Adjectives

1) unapologetic

I want to be unapologetic about who I am.
2) tasteful

Sending me some tasteful nudes.
3) borderline

and she's loud, and she's borderline psychotic.
4) shameless

not shameless wig.
5) stubborn

He's a stubborn old mule, but I gave him one very deep release.
6) suicidal

I wanted to, but then she told me she was feeling suicidal
7) embarrassing

-Did he say no? Embarrassing. -[laughs]
8) raging

♪ Look now, the water's raging ♪
9) pathetic

Ugh. So pathetic.
10) obsessed

You're obsessed with me.
11) miserable

Mmm, saved someone from a miserable marriage?
12) jealous

You're lucky I'm not the jealous type.
13) disturbing

-That's inappropriate. -And disturbing.
14) skinny

I used to have really skinny legs and a great ass.
15) depressed

You look depressed.
16) insane

That's insane, Tim.
17) chill

You know, you need to take a chill pill, okay?
18) supportive

Scared you're gonna lose the only supportive adult relationship
19) blond

I know that's a blond wig, and I don't care.
20) awful

He saw it, had a stroke. It was awful. It was like a nightmare for our family.
21) dumb

So dumb.
22) deaf

I'm not happy unless I'm deaf for a week after a concert.
23) impressed

I'm impressed, babe.
24) hawaiian

and I'm prescribing you some Hawaiian lobster nachos, Tim Morris.
25) inappropriate

-That's inappropriate. -And disturbing.
26) calm

will you keep things cool, calm, and very collected.
27) gorgeous

-Says a lot about your wife, huh? -Yeah, she's a gorgeous woman.
28) steady

♪ Shorty steady hatin' 'Cause I'm in they boyfriends' dreams ♪

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