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00:21:39
Seth MacFarlane
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to a life of unsophistication!
Say, frittata?
You're a classless lout!
at orphanage who touch us with rake.
That was when I thought a recliner
Pizza popper?!
a few nights a week watching rerun of Martin.
Yeah, unless you're on a booze cruise in Mazatlán.
Stan, your insane fixation on Michael is unsettling.
I didn't throw an orphan out of an airplane
at orphanage who touch us with rake.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
the deterioration of our way of life.
ish?
you send us Crate & Barrel gift cards.
and away from that ape across the street. I hear ya.
The Washington Wizards pep team?
We ask that in lieu of flowers,
tragically drown in a mountain lake.
(Russian accent): Bad man remind me of caretaker
You've given me nothing and I deserve everything.
Then I grab a nap, hopped in the shower,
You guys have drag me down to your level!
Those Ho Hos definitely belong to Michael.
Two dudes just letting it all hang out.
Roger is their adopt baby?
It is with heavy hearts that we inform our viewers
That's right, Greg, and we invite you to join us
but I got a fifty-fifty shot the tune's dead-on.
Plus we realize we still needed something
Stan, wake up.
That only prove my point!
I imagine the only place more peaceful
Yeah, the Tesla's completely reverse my carbon footprint.
Oh, Stan, I'm so sorry for the way I treat you.
Get lost, this is my home now.
Scoot over, I'll help.
tragically drowned in a mountain lake.
Oh, Greg, it's awful! He fell overboard!
Well, we'd buy it ironically, of course.
That's both environmentally friendly
If I fell asleep in the La-Z-Boy
Something which is severely lacking in this household.
Ah, our new son will go perfectly with this.
Those Ho Hos definitely belong to Michael.
so you have to sleep very carefully.
I know exactly who I am.
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave our family alone.
But, you know, sometimes you just want a Ho Ho.
Finally tonight, Terry and I have some wonderful news:
Actually, now that we have a minute to breathe,
why are you still wearing it inside?
will hate living across from us.
Okay, enough circling. It's die time!
nothing better than unsophisticated trash!
No, the food is resplendent, but I can't eat.
With his gruff voice and farmer hands.
Being wet and bloated was a nice touch.
You're a brute! I mean, Ho Hos are...
Skinny jeans for Michael!
Stan, your insane fixation on Michael is unsettling.
Look how relaxed my muscles are.
Why don't we just take a relaxing trip
Oh, Greg, it's awful! He fell overboard!
Wow, he's really upset.
It's so peaceful out here on the lake.
Fabulous, fabulous. Wonderful.
that you were able to adopt your gorgeous daughter?"
What's that? You want it loud?
Okay, we're plenty sophisticated here.
Hey, yesterday, you were as excited about it as I was!
You guys, an authentic 17th century chaise longue?