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00:21:55
Michael Cera, Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi
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in any sort of interoffice-
Why don't I just take a whiz through this $5,000 suit?
to score his pot and wag his pickle at coeds.
- Maybe I'll put it in her brownie. - Hey!
although I had to have the crotch taken in a little.
Yeah. You're my little niece. I think we should be spending more time together.
- Hey, need a hand with that? - No, Al. I wanna spill booze all over my f-
And Michael sang a duet with his niece.
to score his pot and wag his pickle at coeds.
Thank God you're back! There's no shame in being a coward.
They used to roast Dad 'cause they thought that...
Listen. I'm gonna go get some more punch, because it is toast time.
And I must say that I miss the laughter. Oh, God, how they used to laugh with me.
is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in three months.
Someone broke in again. The liquor is gone. All of it- gone.
He'd gotten hooked playing the skill crane and missed his first day.
Not too much fun, all right? I already gave my big sexual harassment speech today.
to retrieve the family-owned frozen banana stand after it had been dumped in the bay...
And the effects of Lindsay and George Michael's "Afternoon Delight"was overshadow-
First I blow him; then I poke him.
Or even- even though so many people in this office are beg for it.
You have no idea what it's like to be abandon by your son.
Unfortunately, she didn't realize the employees had been threaten against flirting.
when they toast me at the Christmas party, just like they used to with Dad.
In fact, Gob had stolen it earlier that day...
to retrieve the family-owned frozen banana stand after it had been dump in the bay...
It's Arrested Development.
In fact, Lucille had refuse to drive him to the army base...
Hey, nobody laugh louder than me at any joke about Dad.
his mother arrive anything but.
Don't get involve. Believe me. When I thought your first wife was driving us apart...
No, I can't. I was suppose to go to Ann's parents' Christmas party.
What? So I'm not invite to the Bluth Company Christmas party?
Michael did tend to take the Christmas party somewhat seriously.
I appreciate you doing this. I didn't wanna ask George Michael.
And Michael realize he needed to retrieve his Uncle Oscar.
Nonetheless, it's family first at the holidays.
- Somewhat ashamed and with nowhere to go, he returned home. - Hey, Buster.
And I'll personally-
Michael did tend to take the Christmas party somewhat seriously.
Well, obviously I'm not a big guy.
You're not gonna believe this. Apparently my dad and Maeby took a drive up the coast.
Unfortunately, Tobias missed the call...
He's no bigger than a Cub Scout. You could take him, and you could certainly take me.
- "Colored"? What color was he exactly? - Blue.
In fact, Gob had stolen it earlier that day...
Didn't you adopt a child for this very reason? So that you would never be alone?
But I did finally get into Dad's pants...
I was almost attacked last night in my own home.
This year I'm not officially president, and it'll be nice to actually have some fun...
They're kind of religious, Ann's family, so it was-
Come on! They like me just fine. You'll see that tonight...
But Ann and I do have to go back, so I should- I should go soon.
You sound mad, Mom, mad enough to throw one of these little lady heads at him.
You have 101 unheard messages. First message.
- Oh, I'm sorry about- It's embarrassing, the whole- - Listen, I, uh-
- Somewhat ashamed and with nowhere to go, he returned home. - Hey, Buster.
- And if it makes my mom jealous- - And George Michael can run back to his precious Ann.
This was an unacceptable solution.
That's ridiculous. I want you to move in with me.
And so, Michael started to become relaxed, and a short time later...
with me being businesslike and you being the good-time, useless party guy.
You got it. Here you go. Merry Christmas. Where the hell is my brother?
- These are really delicious. - I'll get some more.
than its innocent melody would have you believe.
Hey, nobody laughed loud than me at any joke about Dad.
I can't get out of here. I'm stuck.
to retrieve the family-owned frozen banana stand after it had been dumped in the bay...
- And if it makes my mom jealous- - And George Michael can run back to his precious Ann.
This has been pleasant and professional. Good luck in the coming business year.
No, no. They said I could leave for the second hour of silent prayer.
It's been a tough couple years.