Name: Two Weeks Notice
Released: 2017-08-19
Cast: Daniel Tosh, Roger Black, David Herman

1) brassiere

Oh... Well, a brassiere and a girdle.
2) donk

Ethel, as much as I'd love to dip my diseased donk in your bonk,
3) oof

Oof! Ow!
4) bonk

Ethel, as much as I'd love to dip my diseased donk in your bonk,
5) moron

Can you believe my luck? That moron's dying.
6) crotch

But if you watch and listen, her crotch will glisten."
7) parlor

when all of a sudden the parlor door opens.
8) insecurity

We preyed on his insecurities, and we didn't tell him that he's not dying.
9) ethic

Well, if that's code for having a good work ethic, let me go get the paperwork.
10) jig

Just practicing the jig I'm going to do on Steve's grave.
11) jug

It's the same chick from page 12, but you can see her jug better.
12) sham

Oh, my God. It's all a sham!
13) bullshit

Bullshit! You're just lying to me so I don't blow Bambi's brains out.
14) chop

Ran a chop shop in Detroit.
15) sack

"If you yak about you, your sack will turn blue.
16) mustard

Any spicy mustard fans out there?"
17) gown

A polyester housecoat and gown. Why?
18) paperwork

Well, if that's code for having a good work ethic, let me go get the paperwork.

1) blasphemer

You blasphemer!
2) smuggle

So the North Koreans grabbed me, and smuggle me across the border.
3) disgust

You always disgust me. I found you repulsive.
4) squeak

I'm glad to tell you you just squeak into heaven.
5) spoil

Now, you know me. I like my women like spoil milk...
6) heal

You're heal.
7) warn

Steve, how many times have I warn you about taking part in high-risk behaviors?
8) authorize

And, now that you are an official park ranger, you're authorize to carry this.
9) negotiate

while former President Carter negotiate my...
10) deserve

Yeah, that's what you deserve, but I'm here to heal your shit.
11) smell

She smell like menthol rubs and female excitement,
12) mess

There's way more mess up shit I've always wanted to do!
13) grab

So the North Koreans grab me, and smuggled me across the border.
14) quit

I quit.
15) suppose

So I'm suppose to believe that he called me, just to tell me I'm still dying?
16) smile

I bet you ain't smile like that since you got the right to vote.
17) appreciate

I appreciate how amazing you are.
18) murder

To scratch the serial number off before you murder someone.

1) accidentally

It turns out I accidentally mixed up his blood sample with another patient's.
2) besides

Besides, if she was a prostitute, why didn't I wear a condom?
3) forever

Eternity is forever.
4) finally

Thank you. Finally, someone who makes a little sense around here.
5) outside

Daddy's busy, honey. Why don't you go outside and play?
6) actually

I know, right? He's actually kind of pleasant to be around.
7) kind

I know, right? He's actually kind of pleasant to be around.
8) fine

Agnes, I think you fine as hell. I like mature women.
9) inside

Inside, where I live.
10) soon

Don't cry, Frankie. We'll see each other soon.
11) enough

I knew you weren't responsible enough to respect a gun.
12) though

You guys have fun digging through the garbage, though.
13) together

Okay, boys, we've got a really large group today, so please stay together.
14) else

Go on. What else about Steve do you find fascinating?
15) ever

Ugh. Steve, do you ever think about anybody but yourself?
16) least

At least let me use my wheelchair.
17) once

You go to your room at once, young lady!
18) always

You always disgusted me. I found you repulsive.

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