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00:21:40
Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews
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Eggshell in my bra is not hot.
I swear, these perp are so stupid.
The greasiest smudge revealed
Friendships are forged in the crucible
This whole janitor gambit
How's the dance troupe? Did you get a haircut?
He's either a crispy mother werewolf
I can steal the medal of valor from your office.
Can't tell you how many nun
We need two undercover
I appealed to their sense of teamwork and camraderie
Raggedy Ann is drinking vodka right from the bottle.
He taught me how to shoot backgammon too.
You need something, Peralta? Yes, I do.
The bunny grope multiple women on the subway.
I also badly bruise my brain.
we've been put down, ridicule,
He ditch the drugs. I'm on it.
You think that scare me?
I swear, these perps are so stupid.
It was at that point that I bump into a girl
The baby who mug me was pretty short.
Friendships are forge in the crucible
The cabinet was already unlock.
of the man who defeat you?
punch him and took his wallet.
Charles awkwardly stuffed himself through your window
Wow, that is unbelievably close.
incredibly seriously.
Which is precisely where I planned on being.
You're literally making paper airplanes
and he is obviously Miranda from Sex and the City.
Apparently, you were a model student
Why would I possibly agree to that?
That's exactly how you lose in chess.
Sometimes in order to win,
step forward and say, "give me your money,
but, quite frankly, how smart you are.
You're actually a big softy.
How's the unwinnable bet going?
with a rousing speech that would put Shakespeare to shame.
Halloween is unbearable.
There's a man with impeccable taste.
It was, I admit, a disastrous failure.
Can you magically make everyone kind, sober,
so she could escape unseen.
because, frankly, she's usually too lame
A useless, useless gift.
Charles, I had to. Tonight has been awful.
Uh, I'm not a dumb butt.
Well, that's not surprising. You constantly underestimate me.
I'm impressed, Peralta.