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00:21:06
Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews
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Were being made to tim orsk
Your e-coupon for big mike's calzone expires today.
And then receive a claim check through interoffice mail.
Perps, people I've testified against,
Wheelie shoes,
Involving assault, public fornication,
I thought I was hitching a ride to riker
But I guess it's just froth over friends with you two.
And, apparently, the touching of my scrotum
Any progress with that extortion case
Was lying in the backseat of your car.
I need belongings, jake,
Please go to charisma class.
You imbecile!
He's being extort for $10,000.
To the vindicate hero ceremony.
So I won't be tempt to use them.
But that was shred along with my spandies.
My reputation is being sabotage
And it was I, disguise as geoffrey,
An ex-client lent me this truck.
I threaten to blow mr. Hoytsman's head off
Was smash with this rock.
In the meantime, peralta, you're suspend.
Your e-coupon for big mike's calzones expire today.
And then my clothes disappear from the laundromat.
You just made me the happiest, prettiest,
Emotionally unstable,
Look, I know technically I'm not supposed to help out,
Well, that's what happens when you live out loud, rosa.
You're damn right.
Besides, we did our share of that in the '70s and '80s.
But I basically got your cocaine charges dropped.
But apparently not yours.
Yep, there's definitely something in there.
How could you possibly know?
To a truly decent man,
(hoytsman) this is why you're alone, jake.
But dead on.
This orsk guy's name keeps cropping up in this case.
And I planted his scrotal prints
(hitchcock) all that investigating was exhausting.
I feed them some reassuring pap
Oh, that's very insulting
You are without a doubt the most incompetent detectives
It's sentimental drivel,
We looked through those irritating selfies you sent us,
Oh, I am so relieved you guys found me.
Terry is a practiced liar.
Went on a prolonged psychotic episode
Big mike is gonna get real suspicious.
The tragic sound you hear is the shredding of my spandie.