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00:43:31
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
817
(woman sp.a. indistinctly over p.a.)
As of January 1st.
(sets glass down) mom, your b.s. Meter might be broken,
Some business I have to discuss with andrew. Mm.
Okay, but only a sec.
You know that shelf where I keep my knickknack?
Hey, is this gorgonzola?
I was gonna say "die of gonorrhea,"
Wives mask their intense disdain.
We had a little spat, and I wanted to clear my head.
But while you're watching orson skip and sing,
I gave him a good whack, too, right on the old noggin.
To beautify the center divider on main street.
There are shovel and rakes and hoes.
(lynette) sweetie, I'm home.
(laughs) how much morphine do they have you on?
Hey, I'm, uh, sorry to barge in.
There are shovels and rake and hoes.
Death just stagger out into the street,
If you see death lurk in the hall,
Sometimes with the help of an overturn cushion...
Yeah. Then she whack him across the head
He kinda lash out at me.
It looks like he got smack over the head
Why are you mop the ceiling?
Lynette has been so swamp with work lately,
Well, you don't seem all that thrill
I trump your mother. I am garden club president.
I swear to god, I'm gonna lose my mind.
We have to make sure he's taken care of. We owe it to edie.
You know, lynette and I should really be toast you two.
Anyway, I know you must be bore silly,
But I warn you, I'm just gonna lie here,
Oh. And then you bump it on that nasty curb.
So I assume you fully disclose
Do you at least know why he steal? I steal to hurt you.
(woman speaks indistinctly over p.a.)
Sadly, the man who climbed into her window that night
And he'd come home and barely say hello to me. Hmm.
Or will he just skip around the house occasionally?
Are you going somewhere with this?
Apparently he climbed in through a window
Definitely judy.
And that would really tear your mom apart.
Hide the truth of their feelings so successfully?
Well, certainly you've heard some of her bizarre ramblings.
Previously on...
With a pool cue or something. Orson's not exactly the bar-fight type.
Anybody seen any dead squirrels around here? Even if dave wants to be alone,
Sometimes with the help of an overturned cushion...
Edie finally figured out her husband's plan... You married me
I'd do it, but I'm working late.
You almost believe her. (chuckles nervously)
Could you maybe step outside?
In this club, would there? Hot shirtless gardeners
Sometimes by means of a large potted plant...
I am not amused.
It must be depressing
I am embarrassed enough.
A guy carries your unconscious, naked wife to your bed...
Was unaware of this...
I mean, if I can decide to be resentful and jealous,
Okay, so the lush gives us six.
But I am exhausted. Oh, come on, lynette. Please?
She has been saying some very disturbing things.
This is ridiculous.
I really don't want to be rude, but you need to leave.
I should've just had sex. I'd be asleep by now.
All those awful memories from our accident.
I say we keep showing up here until he lets us help him. We need to be annoying and persistent.
(chuckles) no, you raised me to be passive-aggressive.
It was like I was invisible.