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You are a dimwit
Go sniff a jockstrap, you poophead.
You're a perv and a loser...
[squeal]
Butt, butt...patter."
Sam, you getting a kickback from the fire department?
You're a turd. A stinky, fat turd.
For example, he may wanna play shortstop,
Well, she ain't the sharpest crayon in the box.
And a stinky...turd.
in the backseat of a van, that's a violation!
who's scared his..." [chuckle]
And you wanna know somethin'?
Think we could be arrested for making prank calls?
I need a power hitter who can hustle in the field,
All right, divvy 'em up. Let's go.
I wouldn't want some guy crawlin' all over her.
What, her parents let her hitchhike?
She's foolin' around with some guy in the back of a van.
She says she's seein' a movie...
Yeah, well, I think she oughta know
[scoff] You know what, I told you, Lindsay,
Repressed? I'll repress her.
Not in this house. Rots the choppers.
"than to pry into mine.
You know what I'm sayin'?
and I'd puke my guts out.
[chuckling] I could tell you some great prank call stories.
[imitating William Shatner] "You're a perv and a loser
I'll rectify the situation immediately.
Maybe I'm unbelievably good.
Oh, god. Let's get outta here.
Aren't they queer?
It's about trust, and frankly...
And we're gonna be reading aloud.
- Hey. - [quietly] Hey.
No, she's not insane, honey, she's practically a saint.
"Honestly, this is terrible,
Goodbye now.
More importantly, it's illegal.
I don't think I trust her anymore.
Well, basically, they did.
albeit entirely misinformed.
We should definitely be getting a ride.
Who does she think she is anyway?
in this claustrophobic suburban world..."
I mean, it's boring, and it's unorganized,
"Their whole life is this monotonous routine.
are a sex crazed drug addict.
"They are the most boring, repressed people
You're a turd. A stinky, fat turd.
She's bitching nonstop about her mom, you,
Ms. Kelly's lucid analysis, hmm?
"He comes home barking at everyone like a fascist dictator
And I don't think you girls should be doin' this,
Mrs. Kelly had some pretty alarming things
We're so sheltered, you know?
Are you calling me irrational?
Get acquainted.
If my parents had read it, I would've been furious.