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00:22:43
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
2069
And the rest of the rats Played maraca
Oh, yes, the weenie from Turinie.
...chipmunk sex?
So is, um... So was your mustache... Did it used to be different?
...he'd stolen all the insole out of my shoes!
Invite Paolo to have a romp in the sack, and I'll stand in the corner...
Are these raisin?
Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh, my God! Am I an oat?
I made these pancake. Like, 50 pancake.
No, that's a Goldfish cracker.
Come on in, you roomie!
...ripped out my heart and smeared it all over my life!
Um, I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew.
No, they said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in...
...in a conversation that terrified me to my very soul.
Don't you have a lot of wild oats to sow?
But it's cursed.
You sleep with my ex-girlfriend, insult my intelligence by lying...
...ripped out my heart and smeared it all over my life!
Okay, you know, that sounded so much better in my head.
Uh, in the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand...
That Paolo thing was barely a relationship.
It was literally like she had reached into my chest...
...I don't wanna see you anymore. " Ha, ha.
She likes me best. And apparently, there have been a lot.
Okay, it is definitely less than a ballpark.
...forced to play soccer forever? Ugh!
No, you've got it totally the other way around, my friend. Jon Voight...
That's exactly what someone who slept with her would say.
No! You have got it completely wrong!
Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar...
And a crusty old man Said I'll do what I can
This game is grotesque.
Well, I get the medical award for separating the Siamese twins.
- Whoo. Brisk tonight. - Oh, man.
All it really was was just meaningless, animal sex.
Oh, honey, are you jealous of Paolo?
Oh, this is unbelievable!
That was very thoughtful of you.
How do you, uh, you know, keep it so neat?