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00:43:57
Tom Ellis, Lauren Germa, Kevin Alejandro
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So, maybe some sicko saw both videos
these little wanker got exactly what they deserved.
Nick was a charmer, but he had a tendency
Pedophiles, Nazis.
Why all the pomp and circumstance?
First you want to teach this vigilante a lesson,
Who escaped Hell? LUCIFER: Mom.
So far, all we've got is paraffin oil.
we need to figure out who had a personal grudge
I'm a punisher, Mother. It's what I've always done.
But a shoulder shrug here, a dismissive look there
First lighting Nick's groin on fire, now this.
Humans say that rebound sex is important after a breakup.
to the term "fire crotch," doesn't it? Lucifer.
this place bares a striking resemblance to Hell.
I mean, other than giving me super creepy flashback
Well, he's got broken ribs, a ruptured spleen
The real key is to avoid setback.
Instead, Lucifer is obsess with his human job,
I'm reassign to assist on cases.
I understand why you amuse yourself
And... I did, I felt really betray.
and inter-office romance is frown upon here.
He was choke with an apple?
I admire the steps you're taking.
I apologize for my human form.
I swear I will drop this, and she is dead.
and, you know, we pretend everything's fine,
The video's already cue up.
Need I remind you that Charlotte Richards has a husband out there
I mean, who would've predict you would've
was steal my job, but far be it for me
I deserve it.
That's mess up.
And what if I refuse?
I assure you, Detective, I'm taking this very seriously.
It doesn't. Bummer, right?
Think how terribly bored I am by it all.
Sadly, we don't track people, just I.P. addresses.
And then afterwards, the food comes out changed
We barely know Leila.
We dated briefly, a while ago.
He literally carried you to Hell.
Right, shall we go somewhere
Personally, I'm surprised that you haven't tried...
Oh, come now, Detective. He obviously wanted people
Time of death was two hours ago, but apparently he's been missing
and unfortunately, there was no overlap.
Yeah, well, it won't last forever.
for the truly terrible in Hell.
I am, indeed. And not because
I most certainly did not bring any surprises.
Previously on Lucifer... Someone's escaped from Hell.
these little wankers got exactly what they deserved.
with that curvaceous savage. (sighs)
But a shoulder shrug here, a dismissive look there
(indistinct police radio chatter)
Well, maybe she took out both Nick and our loathsome ex.
CHLOE: Do not touch the charred crotch.
Well, he's got broken ribs, a ruptured spleen
But you were so adamant.
There was no other way to get your proverbial balls back.
Let me guess, something riveting
an existential crisis, I suppose.
Someone deserving punishment.
Which is highly flammable, but also, like, everywhere.
I understand now why you have this provocative club.
Because as a punisher, she's quite adept
is that both victims posted their illicit videos to Wobble.
Of course. I didn't want you to feel awkward.
It's normal that you be jealous of a new girlfriend.
It's vicious work.