Name: Great Expectations
Released: 2017-11-19
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) larious

Oh, that's hi-larious. But I'm talking about me.
2) spittle

You got some spittle. Do I? You know who'd be fun to call?
3) daiquiri

Yeah. You're drinking a passion-fruit daiquiri. I'll be fine.
4) merrier

The more, the merrier. Okay, see you tonight. Bye-bye.
5) segue

She threatened our child, and that's your concern- a segue?
6) manoeuvre

Our song is "If You Leave" by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark.
7) downer

I'm- I'm making it all about me. What a downer. No.
8) pajama

Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is a pajama party. Where's your p.j.'s?
9) granddaughter

It's great that you wanna spend time with your granddaughter,
10) warlock

- What's on the cover? - There's a warlock, I think, or a seascape.
11) complication

That's a bad joke. Not funny. My sister lost her feet to complication from diabetes.
12) waitress

how much are you gonna pay me to go make out with the waitress?
13) noodle

That's why it's in the noodle. So I guess-

1) rekindle

Rekindled fires of a dying passion? Sure.
2) immerse

America was immerse in Desert Storm.
3) bleach

No. Did you get your teeth bleach?
4) stare

Manny just stare at me the whole time.
5) apologize

Oh, what are you apologizing for? They're gorgeous.
6) scare

Gee, you scare me. How did you-
7) threaten

She threaten our child, and that's your concern- a segue?
8) acknowledge

I- I just- Look, let's at least acknowledge that things have changed between us.
9) deserve

You know what? I think I deserve a soda.
10) screw

I'm so screw.
11) relax

- Yes. It relax her. - Oh, okay.
12) attach

Balloons? They're attach to your car.
13) sing

Pretty sure. I sang it at our wedding.

1) stateside

Meanwhile, stateside, another storm was brewing...
2) loudly

♪♪ [Gloria Singing Loudly In Spanish]
3) ironically

And, ironically,
4) upstairs

She's upstairs. I know.
5) quietly

[Quietly] For now. [Game Beeping]
6) asleep

Did she just fall asleep? I wish Lily would fall asleep like that.
7) practically

Well, think about it. We've practically done everything for her.
8) meanwhile

Meanwhile, stateside, another storm was brewing...
9) personally

You're taking this too personally.
10) seriously

He's got it. He's just seriously freaking out. Yes!
11) obviously

- Let's play the hits. - We'll get to the hits, obviously.
12) definitely

Yeah, definitely. That'd be great. But what about the party?
13) forever

Seriously, you bastards. We've been talking about it forever.

1) gloomy

Shot a ray of hope into this gloomy suburban lie?
2) sensational

Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Those are sensational.
3) sloppy

I make my famous sloppy jays, which are really sloppy joes...
4) potty

We've done everything but potty-train her. Um- Hey, guys.
5) orchestral

Our song is "If You Leave" by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark.
6) jealous

and the first child gets jealous of the second child and starts acting out.
7) scared

Did she just- I'm scared.
8) suburban

Shot a ray of hope into this gloomy suburban lie?
9) epic

It's gonna be epic. Yeah, but we need to find someone for Lily.
10) nervous

a certain nervous young couple shared their first kiss...
11) gorgeous

Oh, what are you apologizing for? They're gorgeous.
12) decent

a decent anniversary present.
13) excited

I am so excited.

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