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00:21:39
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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till his kickball practice is over.
Why did you write down "teepee joke"?
to his latest tinder whore.
It's like we're londoner hiding from war planes.
joy that the steeler are winning. Oh, what is the score?
I even fronted a Zach braff movie on kickstarter.
it's been a pet peeve of mine since I was a kid,
Oh, well, congratulation.
"doc, what's wrong with me? I'm a teepee. I'm a wigwam."
That kind of silliness gives therapy a bad name.
like girls at a slumber party.
We are not gonna be the sideshow gay couple.
It's like we have a deranged second grader
These are your private thoughts, and you are entitle to them.
and you expel that air with large and sudden bursts.
we shove in the back of our junk drawers when we were young.
Oh, am I squish your legs?
And when you nag me constantly,
Annoyed that I'm missing my game,
Phil, never apologize for your feelings.
I climbed in his lap and I hug him so hard.
because they manifest the qualities we wish we had."
so I pretend to have a cold.
I knew he'd be crush,
or "bam" as in what Reuben shout when he unhooked my bra?
Married the longest, three happy children,
Very constructively communicated.
And, ironically, you're one of the reasons why, but...
halfway home. Goodbye.
So, anyways, um...
I-I've asked you very nicely to turn off the lights.
How am I loud?
But, I mean, I've hardly ever even used the expression --
Hopefully it'll go better this time.
And when you nag me constantly,
It's perfectly normal
a-and suddenly...Bam.
I don't care how loose we get, I'm not spilling my guts
seriously? That again?
It's Luke's dorky friend Reuben.
for a trite analogy of a junk drawer.
It's like we have a deranged second grader
We're not neurotic. Do people say that we're neurotic?
you will [Growls] become a ferocious tiger.
Well, in my newtonian mechanics class,
It just seems a little childish. Really?
This may seem unconventional,
I'm even wearing embarrassing underwear just in case.
Ugh. I feel so ashamed.
like those awkward years between 14 to 6.
because I feel jealous that you look so good in it.
You're so tense today, my little baby.