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00:21:03
Ben Rappaport, Anisha Nagarajan, Diedrich Bader
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- The busboy. - Ajee--the busboy.
where women get henna on their hands and feet.
Fish. Wait. Veggie plate.
I'm having a hard time finding a stripper
Keep in mind stew count.
I'm warning you, sir or madam,
I feel like such a loser
Silence! Pay attention, donkey!
It's like, uh, pumpkin pie?
This is the traditional outfit for the procession.
I couldn't get a dancer,
Yeah, I thought your cyber thing would be a bust,
Then she'll think I'm a gentleman.
third-world nudity, you'd think it'd be easy.
I found a hair in a vending machine sandwich.
a greyhound bus station, and my dad's excuse,
Then you can do the "continental divide."
What is that smell?
Tradition dictate
Like a bird. Let it soar.
Vimi's father will be impress
I beg you! Let me go! No!
So they threaten to whip it out
and sometimes they even expose themselves
We're gonna be drinking and doing things we regret,
I'm warn you, sir or madam,
Oh, that remind me...
Fire Lata. She's been steal office supplies,
Not cage, not bound,
If it smell like Miller Lite,
Not caged, not bound,
I trim my hair in the shape of a heart too.
because you're not invite.
That explain how I got her for a reasonable price.
Right, I did. I forgot my point.
where I ride up on a white horse.
You're practically best man now.
So essentially you're charging the workers
That'll definitely put a smile on her face.
This train is taking forever.
Beautiful. Truly moving.
with being alone at a wedding.
No, sometimes it's better to be alone.
And, finally, there's the Baraat procession,
If I get one room, it will be too forward,
I thought about it all night, and I almost cried.
Actually, Vimi's going to take my name.
that the workers respect me enough to attend my wedding.
All right, I'll talk to you later.
I can cross something else off my bachelor party list.
Rajiv, if you'd asked me six months ago
and have them take you away at once!
and I'm pretty sure she's never been vaccinated.
I don't wanna get you in trouble with Tonya again.
For a country with so much unintentional
I wanna be prepared for any awkward moments.
like tall, muscular children.
They're dwarf wrestler-strippers.
Uh, what was your most memorable meal?
Anyway, uh, consider this my verbal RSVP.
didn't turn into a lasting relationship.
I don't care what it is as long as it's loud.
Yes, my precious flower?
There's no place to buy offensive crap around here.
like tall, muscular children.
- No, no, no, that's okay. - No, no no.
is because you're too valuable to leave the office.
So smooth, man,
for a reasonable price.
Okay, I've got jazz, slow jazz,
Aw, that's sweet, but I don't think they listened.
What fresh hell do you have in store for me now?!