Name: Police Academy
Released: 2018-09-08
Cast: Tom Kenny, David Herman, Sarah Chalke

1) puto

Hey, what do you say we play a hand of UNO or puto?
2) perp

Treat the perp like moo-shu pork.
3) tater

Cheese and tater, Hopson!
4) switchblade

Someone stick a switchblade in my mouth and I'll end him.
5) poon

about that four-legged poon-hound you put in charge.
6) sciatica

So who else woke up screaming from their sciatica pain?
7) turd

that looks like two cat turd fucking like Puerto Ricans.
8) mustache

Puerto Ricans and your shitty mustache
9) degenerate

The degenerate who pay these women are fleeing town.
10) rosebud

Well, my rosebud is ready. Come and get it!
11) moron

And, Kevin, you moron, the closest academy is in snooty Diamond City.
12) fart

Suck my ghost fart, you bald asshole.
13) posse

Me and my badass friends, AKA the Pussy Posse,
14) crotch

No, don't check his ankle, check his crotch. That's where they hide 'em.
15) mutt

That horny mutt is just making us fetch hookers
16) parlor

So these are the perps Bullet sent me to bust: massage parlor workers.
17) intestine

Golly! Hopson sure had a lot of blood and intestine inside him for a ghost.
18) feline

Unrelated question, can a dog get Feline AIDS?

1) victimize

of these poor, victimize, fully shaved, slutty women.
2) imbecile

You never even went to the goddamn Police Academy, you imbecile!
3) chub

Well, I guess I got chub up for nothing.
4) swarm

Ants are swarm my brain!
5) flee

The degenerates who pay these women are flee town.
6) sneak

We can't have you sneak in any contraband.
7) plague

to stop argyle meth from plaguing the streets of Paradise!
8) shave

of these poor, victimized, fully shave, slutty women.
9) aspire

That's how we all aspire to handle these interactions. 50 points!
10) insist

You're here because your mommy insist on it!
11) pretend

we all pretend we can't see him or hear him because he's dead.
12) crush

Then I accidentally crush her.
13) cease

Randall, I never cease to be astounded by the profound depths of your dipshittery.
14) recruit

And the Coptathalon champion is recruit
15) bust

I did everything you asked and all I got was a bust lip,
16) remind

Which remind me, son...
17) steal

except for the evidence room, where they stole all the argyle meth.
18) deserve

Maybe I deserve it.

1) overboard

pushed Rose overboard and pretended to be her to get on a lifeboat,
2) violently

Chew 'em up and then shit 'em out violently.
3) oddly

You are the most oddly Puerto Rican specific racist cop I've ever met.
4) accidentally

And I accidentally did some blow last night,
5) foul

You may be idiotic, foul-smelling mongoloids.
6) gently

Let me explain why, gently.
7) barely

I could barely afford it when I went through.
8) exclusively

exclusively for recruits competing in this year's Coptathalon.
9) personally

Me, I'll be personally checking each and every one of these poor women for crabs.
10) extremely

My feet are extremely swollen.
11) finally

Oh, Orson Welles! You finally got my erotic fan mail.
12) actually

Actually, there's no sign of a break-in. Whoever it was, had access to the station,
13) kind

Wow, that was actually kind of badass.
14) soon

Here's his old burner phone. The Kingpin will call you on it soon.
15) enough

Talk a 92-year-old woman into sex, close enough.
16) later

I'd love to, Dad, but I've got plans with the guys. Later!
17) though

You better watch out, though. He's a mean sumbitch.
18) else

So who else woke up screaming from their sciatica pain?

1) blowup

Crawford! Get your fat ass over that wall, you hungry blowup fish!
2) supe

I'm... It's just that I'm all crampy and my breasts are supe tender.
3) rehabilitative

Okay, just calm down, all right? It's rehabilitative therapy.
4) badass

Me and my badass friends, AKA the Pussy Posse,
5) schizophrenic

Oh, it's just a schizophrenic bum.
6) idiotic

You may be idiotic, foul-smelling mongoloids.
7) bloated

This uniform makes me look like a fat, bloated whale.
8) unleaded

We can finally afford unleaded water,
9) disgusting

Now to humiliate Hancock by showing this crowd the filthy, disgusting sex tape
10) sober

Well, I didn't do it. No, I'm totally clean and sober right now.
11) embarrassing

What? It's not embarrassing for Grandma. It's embarrassing for Hancock!
12) pathetic

Oh, come on guys. This is pathetic.
13) unrelated

Unrelated question, can a dog get Feline AIDS?
14) unresolved

if they had unresolved business on the earth.
15) racist

You are the most oddly Puerto Rican specific racist cop I've ever met.
16) profound

Randall, I never cease to be astounded by the profound depths of your dipshittery.
17) awful

Thanks to the efforts of my mother and certain awful things
18) bald

Suck my ghost fart, you bald asshole.

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