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00:11:21
J.G. Quintel, William Salyers, Sam Marin
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cause sheet grat of a garbage compost is my pillow,
Yes sir, can't beat the life of a slacker,
Sayonara, sucker!
the grease on my face is my shower.
Snacks disappearing from the snack bar?! Holes in the walls?!
Come on, Benson, we gotta rake these leaves, dude.
cause sheet grats of a garbage compost is my pillow,
I need you to clean the north-end fountain,
Turn that off and clean up this mess!
Take that piece of trash for example.
No it's not, you're just in a bad mood.
But sir it's not my fault, it's Mordecai and Rigby.
but you've still got a whole lifetime of slacking in front of ya.
Eat this pizza while you play.
But sir it's not my fault, it's Mordecai and Rigby.
like where Leon's gonna lay his head to sleep tonight
the grease on my face is my shower.
holding his arm down.
- Beancan you're being demote. - What?!
Look, you're bum out about getting demoted,
I did, sir, but I delegate it to Mordecai and Rigby.
But we're suppose to clean.
We were just wash Maellard's car,
- I'm just saying. - What if Susan catch us?
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS!
Then everything that happen here is your fault!
Oh well, suit yourselves, I guess,
I've waste my whole life at a dead-end job
Thank you Mr. Maellard.
And that mean you, Mordecai and Rigby,
the more we turn into... her!
Okay Benson, you're fire!
I feel great!
Sorry Benson, remember how I told you that I could drive stick?
This isn't how you run a business!
you better keep working after I'm gone,
Well, yes, technically but--
It's not slacking, we're just taking a break and besides,
Dude, we have to go back to work eventually.
Normally, I do my duty as park manager and pick it up,
instead of finishing your work.
Uh, actually Benson, we need this.
Yeah man, we can come back later and finish these leaves.
but I say like it be someone else's problem,
Yeah right, like anyone would ever fall for that.
It always worked on you.
it's not like you're working that hard anyway.
Yeah right, I'm never working again.
Yeah right, I'm never working again.
and I'm gonna go live it.
Susan's turned them into Susans too.
Things are gonna change around here.
As long as it gets me out of raking these leaves.
It's right here in my report.
Uh, this is getting a little awkward
I'm sure you're all anxious to get back to work so let me make this brief,
500 dollars worth of prank phone calls?! It's ridiculous!
I know this park's productivity has been inadequate for a long time.
You get bored so you just slack off
I'm proud to be the one to welcome you to your new life.
IMMEDIATE TERMINATION.
you better keep working after I'm gone,
Former park manager, now full-time slacker.
I've wasted my whole life at a dead-end job
Yeah, you're raking like an old man that has a fat old man
I've wasted my whole life at a dead-end job
Faster, fast, fast, fast, FASTER!
but if you give it a chance, you'll see it's not that bad.
that's short for Utopia,
I'm sure you're all anxious to get back to work so let me make this brief,
and I'm not wasting another second working for you.
Well, I'm a little rusty.