Name: You'll Never Ever Get a Chicken in Your Whole Entire Life
Released: 2018-01-16
Cast: William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Ethan Cutkosky

1) cesspool

You would quit this hoity-toity cesspool of an academic environment
2) patella

And your patella aren't so bad either.
3) pedophile

of pedophile and meth heads.
4) underpants

And his underpants, change of clothes, and his recorder for music class.
5) motherfucker

"Ow, motherfucker."
6) laundromat

You want my laundromat?
7) fiance

I would like to introduce you to my fiance Neil.
8) moron

Keep your saving-my-soul speech for one of the moron out there.
9) octopus

"octopus?"
10) verge

I'm on the verge of losing custody of my child.
11) smack

You talk a lot of smack, but, yeah, sure.
12) nun

The archbishop sold it? What happened to the nun?
13) poop

Pee? Poop?
14) bender

- He go on a bender? - I'm sure.
15) tran

and I knew that you weren't assuming that just because I'm the tran guy,
16) sweetheart

We'll talk about it later, sweetheart. Okay?
17) nephew

Maybe Yevgeny is really her nephew.
18) bullshit

30 days-sober bullshit. Probably hasn't been 30 minutes sober. I just...

1) gutt

The public-school system is being gutt
2) blee

You blee him out. It's the circle of life.
3) fantasize

They fantasize about skydiving, but they never get on the plane.
4) covet

That dude covet my second wife, and now he's covet my hot water.
5) expel

- College? - Yeah, I was expel.
6) disappoint

You won't be disappoint.
7) apologize

She apologize. I thought we had six knives.
8) toss

You toss me out a window.
9) threaten

He threaten to cutoff every other finger on all of our hands
10) smash

I smash my professor's car.
11) owe

he'd give me the child support he owe me.
12) expose

Why aren't you going to public school? Afraid of being expose to regular kids?
13) activate

A box of unopened checks and a credit card you haven't activate.
14) bless

Took over the Blessed Virgin from the Dioceses.
15) accomplish

Mission accomplish.
16) smell

Uh, I smell gas by the meter in the back.
17) dump

or got rid of, like, shot him and dump him in the river?
18) twist

I twist, and I stroke, and I twist, and I stroke.

1) sometime

Might be nice to have a little variety sometime.
2) nowhere

It gets us nowhere.
3) differently

And what could you have done differently?
4) barely

I can barely take care of myself.
5) besides

Besides, you don't want your baby to think her mom is a high-school dropout.
6) somewhere

I assume the plumber's card is somewhere up here.
7) okay

Place looks like it's doing okay.
8) obviously

Which, obviously, I won't be able to with our cleaning supplies down here,
9) forever

Well, you can't stay here forever, right?
10) perhaps

Perhaps I'm not making myself clear.
11) sometimes

You know, he can kind of act sweet sometimes.
12) fucking

So he fucking makes me come here. Shit.
13) finally

I'm glad the truth is finally out. Now we can be done with him.
14) instead

Instead of just jacking each other off, you mean?
15) forward

This is immaterial. We move forward now.
16) round

You know, we go round and round in circles.
17) almost

- Really? - I almost slipped.
18) actually

would actually send your child to one.

1) aioli

Wants more aioli pimento sauce.
2) overcrowded

- Probably overcrowded. - Forty kids to a class, I hear.
3) guatemalan

and some imported Guatemalan dark chocolates.
4) unopened

A box of unopened checks and a credit card you haven't activated.
5) relentless

- You're relentless. - Uh-huh.
6) stubborn

You're too stubborn to admit your mistakes, so I did it for you.
7) sober

Well, I, kind of, have to stay sober-ish.
8) pathetic

Pathetic, huh?
9) miserable

She's the miserable cunt who took pictures of me
10) ridiculous

Boy, these people are ridiculous.
11) dumb

Just dumb luck.
12) cardiac

I'd go into cardiac arrest if I worked here.
13) gentle

Be gentle.
14) delicious

My... My muffin top is delicious. You want the bottom half?
15) rid

We need to figure out how to get rid of Yvon.
16) nervous

I need to keep busy when I'm nervous.
17) fancy

you don't want to go to this fancy school.
18) realistic

It's crazy how realistic it looks.

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