Name: Maximizing Alphaness
Released: 2023-03-15
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

1) misogynist

that maybe some people might find it a little misogynist or offensive.
2) squabble

♪ And ain't no squabble these days ♪
3) aggressor

You were the clear aggressor in this incident,
4) motherfucker

♪ You see a broke motherfucker, it's a burden ♪
5) restroom

May I have a token for the restroom, please?
6) evangelist

an "anti-tech evangelist." Their words.
7) deuce

♪ Hit him up with the deuce thumb thang shit ♪
8) parlor

Firstly, I work in the parlor.
9) pawn

Did you move the white pawn here?
10) forehead

You hit him in the forehead,
11) subroutine

That's why you decided to write the slowest subroutine in history?
12) militia

I found my birth father in that militia in the Ozarks, but...
13) helm

I think that we if we had a woman at the helm,
14) shockwave

This book will send shockwave throughout the Valley.
15) dominance

You need to assert dominance like Jane Goodall.
16) lobster

like one of his father's briny lobster traps.
17) cane

The tapping of her cane, you see?
18) sweater

I wore this sweater that had these, like, elbow pads on it.
19) whale

set in a whale-themed B and B.
20) merger

Yeah, well, we're having to be creative with the merger, so...
21) thumb

you wanna keep your thumb on the outside.
22) taxi

-and taxi. -Mm-hmm.
23) fist

I would never advocate violence, but when you make a fist,

1) subconsciously

and subconsciously absorb it.
2) luckily

but, luckily, I was able to call on my network of strong, female coders.
3) literally

No, you don't. I mean, you literally said,
4) somehow

somehow rejected them,
5) aside

And I don't mind putting my ego aside for the good of the company.
6) somewhere

Don't you have somewhere to be?
7) personally

of a prominent tech company and just personally led
8) apparently

Apparently, it's 90% men,
9) exactly

What are we doing, exactly?
10) immediately

-Yep. -Started trying almost immediately,
11) fucking

Are you fucking serious?
12) instead

and instead we got all these Hooli people.
13) forward

It is the only path forward.
14) recently

You recently acquired Hooli,
15) almost

A few weeks with almost zero refactor.
16) actually

I'm pretty sure you did, actually.
17) kind

You just kind of breathe
18) across

Two parents, two kids-- that's a clear row across.
19) along

Once you came along,
20) though

Okay. Line of sight, though.
21) together

And they're still together.
22) else

What else happens?
23) ago

from years ago, and also...

1) omnidirectional

they still have low power, omnidirectional antennas
2) decrepit

but we're here, in this decrepit shithole, and why?
3) fateful

growing up one fateful summer in Maine.
4) wasteful

It's amazing how wasteful people in the West can be.
5) veiled

Write a thinly veiled roman à clef
6) brute

You ran a brute force search on a sorted list?
7) mediocre

Instead of spending more money on expensive and mediocre antennas,
8) insecure

I'm just feeling insecure about
9) unseen

We really couldn't just fire them, sight unseen?
10) stacked

♪ 'Cause we took turns and we both stacked stacks ♪
11) thrilled

I was thrilled and surprised to be invited.
12) miserable

even if we're miserable together, I am going
13) immortal

♪ They sending you to immortal ground ♪
14) prestigious

"of the prestigious Prout's Neck Yacht Club.
15) dumb

"If a bunch of dumb Marines wanna cheat
16) upset

Are you upset?
17) prominent

of a prominent tech company and just personally led
18) slight

You've never shown the slight interest in supporting women.
19) nervous

-I was nervous, and I was hurrying, so... -Ethan: Really?
20) challenging

Which makes it a very challenging assignment.
21) excited

I think people were just excited to, you know, razz the CEO.
22) offensive

that maybe some people might find it a little misogynist or offensive.
23) surprised

I was thrilled and surprised to be invited.

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