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00:22:12
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Hey, twerp! You went narced on me.
I asked your schoolmate here to help me out.
I got real mean, and I beat the snot out of Dr. Oz.
and not an uninformed backwards little dork?
Jacking it Jack, jacking it Jack Whack, whack it, whack it
I'm Mick Jabs, from the movie company that bought the bully video.
From the waters of Mission Bay to the warm tortilla of Old Town.
If you ever claim any authorship, we'll sue you for everything you have.
about an old fart with a Captain Kangaroo haircut.
Hamburgers!
I love the cute little canary on the dial.
Bullying has become an epidemic, I'm afraid.
Now I'm coming, and heck's coming with me.
On such a bright day, who needs underwear or sock
What are you doing to my locker?
Here's a cease-and-desist letter from our lawyers.
Now, I have to work overtime with marketing
So then your cousin Elbert
music videos have evolve to nothing but pretty girls
I don't need no shirt, no Gonna to take them pant right off
I got inspire when I came across your gay little costume in your closet.
- Who said? - He didn't want that disclose.
I'm gonna jack it where the sun always shine
it deserve to be.
Let's gang up on it and tell it it smell
Trapped inside the darkness of my mind
Sorry. This door isn't suppose to be locked.
Then I realize
I've been push around for the last time.
Sorry. This door isn't supposed to be lock.
Life suck sometimes, but it will pass.
Bullying affect everyone.
Like AIDS, bullying is escalating, and it spread mostly by penises.
Been planting them apple seeds, and while the apples grow
What happen to your eye?
I got real mean, and I beat the snot out of Dr. Oz.
Someday, you're gonna die.
When you're a kid, things seem like they'll last forever,
Our Linda certainly does know her way around a pork.
Can I maybe talk to Granny alone?
Life sucks sometimes, but it will pass.
You think you're fucking tough?
I finally stood up for myself.
She said to meet her outside behind the school.
actually has two girls now.
I can't lie, it felt kind of good,
Someday pretty soon.
Let's all get together
- What else do you wanna say? - Leave me alone.
Everyone loved me sixteen hours ago.
Only if the entire school is united, can bullying ever be stopped.
Life changes. You won't always be around.
But I worked hard on that. It's been stressful...
But violence is never the answer.
You made us look like uncaring idiots.
I try to break free The words are so unkind
and not an uninformed backwards little dork?
For a healthy world, bullying is unfit
It's been stressful? What's wrong with you?
Bullying isn't cool Bullying is lame
and not an uninformed backwards little dork?
What's up? Why trash-talk our theatrical release?
why not try spanking it in one of our charming city streets?
It's eternal fire, and it's gonna hurt real bad.
Everyone just saw that the bully victim in your movie is a violent psychopath.
Just be careful you don't end up naked and jacking it in San Diego.
You think you're fucking tough?
Bullying is ugly and has a stupid name
I'll come just to show you I'm alive and happy.
I didn't beat up Dr. Oz. Don't be mad at me.
On such a bright day, who needs underwear or socks
From the waters of Mission Bay to the warm tortillas of Old Town.