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00:23:22
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
113
But I would like you to meet your new stepfather, Roy.
to tuck you into your snuggle bed for nightnight.
What? - Chores. Do chore.
giving me no curfew." - That's killer.
go cut some firewood!
is whine and moan about it! Now, for the last time,
School in summertime?
and play parlor games and have meaningful conversations
Our Western Idaho bacon casserole is ready.
What are you doing, sweetheart?
some slack, huh? I have taken you under my wing
has visitation rights, and this is his time with you.
You bastard!
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
"I could sleep for days on those perky cheek,
I have class 4 armour on
Now, we can't let all this bacon grease go to waste.
and wear your ass as a hat for all eternity."
I had my jimmy wack seven times last week.
♪ People spout "howdy neighbor" ♪
and that I'm sabotaging your creativity.
You always interrupt me when I talk.
I want to get dare to kiss her.
Sgt. Stanley Marsh is trap behind enemy lines.
You snap at me! - Whatever.
you cheat! - Yeah Cartman, you suck.
I suppose next you'll be telling me
Oh, we invite some people over.
Cartman, we shot your Bosnian fat ass!
before I kick her in the nuts.
Because... We're divorce, Stanley.
it'd be best for all of us if we split up.
you cheat! - Yeah Cartman, you suck.
I lost it down the garbage disposal!
Cartman don Cartman has ways of making you talk.
Like you don't even care what happen.
legally when you're 14.
Apparently, we have a bit of a
I think we need time apart. - Huh?
It certainly does suck right here.
I'll leave you two alone to get acquainted.
Okay, perhaps you should let your wife
Totally. My mom gives me shit sometimes,
Sick! Ah, fucking sickening!
you finally answer "dare." - Dare!
Pretty good, we're almost done.
Yeah, kind of.
How's the treehouse coming along, hon?
long enough to play Truth or Dare.
No problem, ho'. Maybe later you can
We're going as fast as we can.
Yeah, but I loved our time together.
or else you'll seem to eager. - Oh.
I remember not too long ago we were just kids
Special armor that's impenetrable
Sick! Ah, fucking sickening!
I'll leave you two alone to get acquainted.
the Bosnian guard who stands watch.
lying makes you sterile.
You think you're slick, you punkass,
Go where? - Your bastard father
That's the lame thing I've ever heard.
or else you'll seem to eager. - Oh.
And that makes a fabulous dessert.
This is about that innocent time in every kid's life
If you did that, then the floors would be bare.
an adverse affect on my education.
I've had a rough day.
It will take more than your weak
Getting all in my face and crap and acting all tough and crap.
It's always gossip and stupid crap.
gross stuff and make them cry.