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00:21:34
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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and lure the swearer into revealing himself.
to eat unsalted saltine on the swings.
It will lead me like the shorebird
And can our own 9/11 be, like, one one‐thousandth as bad,
- Uhp, the vole are back. - (screaming)
again indulged Caillou's tantrum,
Well, then that little French‐Canadian weirdo
Should I sniff my coworker's hair?
Lahore cricketer are the best,
Wha...? Aw, come on, Quagmire!
Is that a bachelorette sash?
Is that a bachelorette sash?
What with his profanity and all, I don't think
I brought my own veggie burgers,
I can only poop behind a punch‐code door!
When a mom is shunned by groceries,
Whoa, there's vodka in here.
Meditation doesn't have diarrhea sounds. (chuckles)
again indulge Caillou's tantrum,
We can get first pick of the abandon leftovers.
Is there a designate spot on the grill
I scam you, man.
Get hip to that, daddy, or skit‐scat out of the house.
and that one word somehow just burst through.
I remind you that‐‐ in honor of Lent‐‐
And as we settle into the silence,
so I wax the staircase for him to fall down.
No one wants us at their apartment party, ya dig?
Dolphins swim alone.
Brian, shut off the television.
Who am I suppose to worship‐‐ Jesus?
What do you mean? You invite us.
The Stew‐man spun you round like a Bill Evans 45.
They shoot bolts, dumbass!
when she realize she has to use those ouchie wipes
NARRATOR: So Caillou decide
emotionlessly filling up their baskets.
where sports fans can be notoriously racist?
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
and that one word somehow just burst through.
than occasionally using a swear word.
That question aside, I'm having a blast with my new 8 Ball.
Stewie obviously learned to swear from some TV show.
I don't get it, Stewie. You've been talking forever.
I may have to start drinking wine at home alone.
I can't believe Stewie finally said his first word
I'm two and a half hours late for preschool.
my son isn't good enough for your pool party?
I should ask again later.
- for everyone else? - Absolutely.
What if that's the only thing I'll ever be able to express?
This'll be good for when I never want to sleep again.
This'll be good for when I never want to sleep again.
to jump off a building, would you do that, too?
The whole family's becoming Jack Kerouac's insufferable friends.
to eat unsalted saltines on the swings.
so take your foul‐mouthed baby and go away!
Aah! It's those antibacterial wipes for the shopping carts!
Freaking guest Wi‐Fi.
The yard over the septic tank out back
Dig this, hep cat.
to please not flush your feminine products.
I'm just saying, those were pretty rad.
God, this is dull.
where sports fans can be notoriously racist?
and do explosive diarrhea.
I feel more relaxed already.
Magic 8 Ball, I'm bored.
I feel so awful.
so take your foul‐mouthed baby and go away!
and I'm your dumb yoga instructor?
Why am I bald? I'm not a baby. I'm four.