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01:02:09
Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, Mike Skinner
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and that the best of the bunch is something called the GT3 RS.
we're gonna set off and go to the pub.
and his smouldering ark.
There's no cubbyhole here, no door pockets.
Parps from the exhaust on the upshift
and you've got 48 hours to solve it, or I'll have your badge and your truncheon."
A whiff of oversteer, and across the line!
Since Richard is the team bumpkin,
It is a totally sustainable car made of, effectively, wattle and daub,
-Five tonn? Well, that's just idiotic. -Well, mud is quite heavy.
Now, Porsche enthusiasts, by which I mean these two imbecile,
A pampas grass shop.
So you still need an HGV licence?
A whiff of oversteer, and across the line!
"...driving away in a manner that causes their wheels to spin and screech."
It is a totally sustainable car made of, effectively, wattle and daub,
that Porsche had tried to make a supercar,
Jeremy Clarkson has retired with a maggot infestation.
Why are you dressed up like an American footballer?
There are some issues associated with environmentalism,
There's a bustle in my hedgerow.
and is now basically chum on the waters of the harbour,
And it's got the biggest testes I've ever seen!
Heavily pedestrianise areas should be avoided.
Greenpeace are gonna be ringing him up at any moment.
we were reminiscing, as we've been here all week,
"that are doing, like, wheel screech,
"The operation was curtail due to poor weather."
-What? -When you buy a steak, it says "keep refrigerate".
we were quickly overwhelm by the steel cars.
amuse by my bodywork,
As you may have noticed, the audience there applaud the tragic death...
on a track carve out of nature itself.
our guest Simon Pegg sadly fell into the harbour and drown.
I've had the Chief Constable, he's chew my arse,
through which I have weave English flowers and shrubs.
Because you're organise and I'm not.
I know. I mean, I admire BMW
-They're not reflective. -They absorb information and pass it on to the creature.
you haven't behave like a child.
"They accelerate down the narrow streets
Jeremy Clarkson has retire with a maggot infestation.
My car, the way it disappear into that hedge,
The bricks have to be bake. You can't just--
Plants breathe in carbon dioxide and breathe out oxygen.
I'm warn you.
But I will grudgingly admit
They offer an immense and immensely complicated range of cars
It builds up very neatly, as you can see.
Nor as aggressively, nor as purposefully.
He's strapped underneath. He's underneath.
A motorsport event that is presumably ecological in some way.
and environmentally-friendly car engines,
It's technically possible...
But, sadly, before I had the chance to tell you anything about it,
and I literally have nowhere else to go.
Precisely, so, actually, it might yet be a brilliant start when the start starts.
and I literally have nowhere else to go.
Meanwhile, back at base, James was having a rethink.
But that looks perfectly solid to me.
to a man who thinks that sparkling water is basically communist.
it's somewhere between spiteful and undrive...
No, seriously, it's useless apart from anything else,
Eventually, Richard and I arrived at the pub.
It is a totally sustainable car made of, effectively, wattle and daub,
Now, at this point, I would normally use the word "however"
You're absolutely right, actually, because that bloke in the hat over there,
extremely lovely to drive.
and I certainly don't like the people who drive them.
round the Unexploded Bomb,
it's somewhere between spiteful and undrive...
Idiotic splitter in peril over the ruts.
James, don't be sexist!
It had an arched roof, it had a keystone.
I've gone for the super absorbent,
the relentless pressure started to take its toll on our vehicles.
I find them flawed, in some dark and rather disgusting way.
is sort of triangular and doesn't look right.
It's twitchy, it's unpredictable.
This is a dis... It's awkward.
I find them flawed, in some dark and rather disgusting way.
They offer an immense and immense complicated range of cars
That's unbelievable. That's not good, is it?
It's... the digestive system -
Oh, I'm amazed you weren't hospitalised with that! That's horrific!
As you may have noticed, the audience there applauding the tragic death...
No, they don't look quaint. They look ridiculous.
-They're not reflective. -They absorb information and pass it on to the creature.
No, seriously, it's useless apart from anything else,
-That is a savage wound! -Mine's never done that to me.
to my rather brutal driving style.
and began our epic 11-mile journey.