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The Grand Tour » Season 2 » Feed the World
00:55:29
Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, Mike Skinner
138
Plot summary
The presenters head to Mozambique on a mission to feed the people of Bingo, an isolated town in the west of the country, with fish from the country's capital of Maputo, covering a distance of approximately 200 miles. To do this, each of them attempt to find the best transport solution: May buys a Mercedes-Benz Estate and modifies it by fitting a Perspex tank filled with sea water in which to keep the fish alive; Clarkson buys a Nissan Hardbody truck which he fits with a generator and an ice machine in an attempt to keep the fish frozen and Hammond buys a TVS Star motorcycle and devises a rack which he fits to the bike's rear, inspired by a local method of drying and salting the fish to preserve them. After unsuccessfully trying to catch fish using local methods, they buy fish at a local market. Early in the journey, Clarkson's truck crashes into May's car upon rescuing it, damaging its radiator grille. Deeper into rural Mozambique, May constantly soaks himself with sea water from his ill-fitted tank and, due to his damaged radiator grille, suffers multiple breakdowns due to water intrusion. Hammond loses a large number of his fish on the bumpy roads, constantly gets stuck in thick mud and endlessly falls from his motorbike. Clarkson suffers very few issues except when his ice machine breaks, causing him to make small adjustments to his truck in order to smoke the fish with his exhaust. Upon May's car breaking down in the middle of a lake, despite Hammond and Clarkson crossing successfully, Clarkson cuts off the front end of the Mercedes and tows what remains of the rear portion using his truck - much to May's dismay and annoyance. Eventually, the three reach Bingo with May's fish dead, Clarkson's fish ruined and Hammond having almost no fish left. As a result, they sell no fish and leave Bingo in a helicopter "like all charitable celebrities".
Nouns
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1)
bollock
Bugger! Bollocks and arse!
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2)
bootful
Listen. I am prepared to tow your bootful of water. That's important.
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3)
gubbin
There's a lot of gubbin in it.
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4)
bilharzia
I hope you get bilharzia of the ball sack!
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5)
thermidor
With a cheese sauce, got a thermidor going on right there.
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gruel
Jesus here has to exist on a diet of miserable gruel,
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7)
imbecile
JEREMY: Why did you have to break down there, you clodhoppy old imbecile?
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8)
knighthood
When I go for my knighthood, he'll probably bring it up, I should imagine.
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9)
terrapin
...and the human terrapin was really starting to slow me down.
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10)
bream
It's got tons of space in the back for cod and bream and sticklebacks.
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11)
underpants
I think I've got crotch rot from sitting in my own wet underpants
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12)
squall
There's a big squall coming.
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13)
obe
- fly home to get the OBE. - Right.
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14)
rut
That's a massive rut. Oh, no!
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15)
tonneau
which is now covered with a tonneau cover.
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extinguisher
That's why we have a different type of fire extinguisher for electrical fires.
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17)
kilometre
I think we've got about somewhere between 70 and 80 kilometre to go to Bingo.
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18)
fella
All right, fella?
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19)
mend
How does sawing your bonnet up mend your ice machine?
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20)
quid
800 quid from a supermarket.
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21)
puddle
RICHARD: What's the point of me drying fish if you then get them wet in a puddle?
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22)
bonfire
Well, you eat wood smoke. That's disgusting. A bonfire!
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stampede
Aware that our fish may cause a stampede,
Verbs
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1)
bollock
Oh, bollock!
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2)
obsess
I know Hammond's been obsess about how
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beset
Sure, our plan to feed the world had been beset on all sides
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refrigerate
Desperately poor. So they don't have refrigerate trucks, all that kind of stuff.
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5)
kidnap
Faced with the prospect of being kidnap by pirates...
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knuckle
So we knuckle down to the business of getting through the mud.
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7)
mend
Rubbish. It wasn't dead. I could have mend that once we'd dragged it out.
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reckon
And it has four-wheel drive, which I reckon is going to be essential,
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9)
drown
I think you've drown your hog.
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10)
utter
You utter bastards!
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rig
I've rig up a really rudimentary tarpaulin
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12)
haul
I was haul these in at the time, all of them.
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13)
insist
Hammond insist I get out and help.
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14)
accelerate
- When I said "Stop", you accelerate. - Yeah, that did happen.
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15)
realise
because - and James hasn't realise this -
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16)
shout
- That's what I was shout. - My car is broken.
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17)
borrow
...we bravely decided to abandon the boat we'd borrow
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18)
refill
JAMES: Having refill my tank...
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19)
wade
RICHARD: As Jeremy wade through the lake,
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20)
bother
He's not bother about world hunger, world poverty.
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21)
mug
I'd still complain about the man who mug me
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steal
Right, so I need a bucket of water above the height of the stolen ice machine
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23)
reject
And because Hammond had reject my anus suggestion
Adverbs
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brutally
JEREMY: Let's be brutally honest, shall we?
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2)
amazingly
RICHARD: Amazingly, the morning revealed that Jeremy had waited for us,
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3)
luckily
Luckily Ewan McHammond was always on hand to provide some comic relief.
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desperately
Desperately poor. So they don't have refrigerated trucks, all that kind of stuff.
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positively
Yes, it sounds positively Biblical, I think.
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sadly
Sadly, though, this wasn't a one-off.
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sometime
Sometime, probably in the next hour,
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inland
and transport it inland,
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gently
Thank you. But you were supposed to do it gently.
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10)
wherever
and then you have to transport the fish to wherever it is they're going.
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literally
That is literally the stupidest idea I've ever heard of.
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meanwhile
JEREMY: Hammond, meanwhile, hadn't been clever at all.
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somehow
JEREMY: Once we'd established that somehow
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somewhere
I think we've got about somewhere between 70 and 80 kilometres to go to Bingo.
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definitely
RICHARD: The tide is definitely coming in.
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unfortunately
JAMES: Unfortunately, having agreed that we would end world hunger
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eventually
James's tank was eventually full.
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possibly
Hammond cannot possibly make this.
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normally
Because normally you'd have to have a smokery, a factory,
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20)
absolutely
I don't particularly want to see you, just to be absolutely clear.
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extremely
James, it is extremely deep.
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nearly
because the skies were dry and my water bucket was nearly empty.
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exactly
Exactly what I was thinking. If I wanted a pizza delivery,
Adjectives
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underload
when it's underload, pulling him.
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ruggedly
But actually it was the ruggedly dependable Mercedes
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3)
fatuous
You're just standing there being fatuous
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petulant
Don't be such a petulant child.
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blithering
What a blithering idiot.
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perspex
In the back, filling up all of the back, is a Perspex tank.
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soggy
the soggy dog was not being so lucky.
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succulent
They will be kept succulent and fresh
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staggered
This is impressive delicacy from Clarkson here. I'm staggered.
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appalling
The ride in this thing is appalling.
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vile
- Nobody's thought of it. - No. Because it's vile!
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inventive
I think this is so inventive, it really is.
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terrifying
RICHARD: For me, that was a particularly terrifying prospect.
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fearful
Fearful that James was about to catch cancer from my coal-rolling...
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disgusting
Well, you eat wood smoke. That's disgusting. A bonfire!
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depleted
and James had to refill his depleted water tank.
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muddy
But it was all muddy, so I came up with a better idea.
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damp
wet, with consumption, smelling like a damp dog.
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edible
ie, the fish that are still edible.
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miserable
Jesus here has to exist on a diet of miserable gruel,
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tragic
Oh, that's a tragic spectacle, it really is.
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ambitious
because neither of those things were ambitious enough,
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ridiculous
to reload your ridiculous drying system?
