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00:11:26
Jessica DiCicco, Grey Griffin, Catherine Taber
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Now go refill these whoopee cushions.
- Holy macaroni! - [loud crash]
- [high-pitched voice] I went a little overboard we'll have a pterodactyl.
What do you say we add some melon?
♪ Dodging girls like ping pong balls ♪
- Mom, look what that loser clown did to my poster. - I really gotta get my prescription checked.
It clearly causes gastrointestinal distress.
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
- Uh, my third gig this weekend.
- And now, if my assistant will just hand me one more balloon,
I have to go put on my padded underwear.
- Man, great crowd, huh? - Yeah, super.
There's a lot more to it than just falling on your butt.
I couldn't dye my hair purple.
You take care of deodorizing these clown shoe.
- No, no! No one eat that cake!
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
Lunch is on me. - KIDS: [laughing]
Gary poop in it. - [foghorn bellows]
I swear, if I had a door around me,
How dare she speak to me like that! Well, that would've been funnier if you'd fallen on your butt!
She's, like, trap in a box.
and then the audience laugh, and then clapped?
- I know. That's why I hung up.
- I guess lunch is on me. - KIDS: [laughing] - Gadzooks! - KIDS: [laughing]
- Well, you know, audiences seem to love it
- Remember, guys, never walk and text.
The part when I trip,
- Glad you enjoy it.
when I fall down, so--
It clearly cause gastrointestinal distress.
I just learned what that mean.
I remember how great it was to get my first big laugh.
That's exactly how I felt when my mom said
Mom, didn't I tell you not to text me at--whoa!
I have to go put on my padded underwear.
Hm, emo tweens. Notoriously tough crowd.
- Um, you did, obviously.
but apparently the birthday party community does.
- Oh, how could I possibly help you?
for my kid's birthday. - Me, neither.
- That's exactly what I'm going to do,
- Man, great crowd, huh? - Yeah, super.
You know, that actually was kinda funny.
- Well, try something else.
- Well, the audience sure seems to like my--
I always get sent home with leftovers.
I would slam it so hard right now.
Why are clowns never bored? - Or Leni.
- Oh, look at that! I have a message, too.
- Yeah, right. - It's true.
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
- And now, if my assistant will just hand me one more balloon,
Now here, I need you to clean this.
There will now be a brief unscheduled intermission.
- But they're already inflated.
It clearly causes gastrointestinal distress.
- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
I have to go put on my padded underwear.
I shouldn't have been so harsh.
Why are clowns never bored? - Or Leni.
These parents are brutal.
- Ah, nothing like reading comics on a peaceful summer--
♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪ ♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪
Hm, emo tweens. Notoriously tough crowd.
- It's okay.
- Well, I am so honored to be your fifth choice.
A little older than my usual crowd, but no problem. - Oh.
Amazing!
There will now be a brief unscheduled intermission.
- You'll be fine. Just follow my lead. - I don't know.
- Lincoln, enough! No more pratfalls.