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The Simpsons » Season 22 » The Fight Before Christmas

00:24:14

Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer

92

Words to remember

Nouns

1) bootblack

♪ 36 bootblack buffing ♪
2) fishwife

♪ 38 fishwives hawking ♪
3) umlaut

was brought to you by the symbol umlaut
4) nein

Nein, nein, why did I go to the 9 o'clock show?!
5) leprechaun

in the tears of a heartbroken leprechaun, bake at 350
6) disrespect

No disrespect, fat man,
7) fop

♪ 39 fop a-fop ♪
8) nog

I've asked that rosy-cheeked nog-hog for a dirt bike,
9) rerun

Marge, I'm watching a rerun of an important bowl game.
10) picket

A picket fence stood on its end
11) goblin

Hmm, your goblin fainted.
12) reindeer

So you're the brown-nosed reindeer
13) sweetie

Sweetie, if your mother was in trouble,
14) alchemist

♪ 33 alchemist transmuting ♪
15) wand

I'll just wave my magic wand
16) dime

and tarted up like a dime-a-dance floozy.
17) touchdown

And that last touchdown makes it 67 to 13.
18) spruce

and every time I look at this blue spruce,

Verbs

1) tart

and tart up like a dime-a-dance floozy.
2) invent

Someday TV will be invent, and it will be free.
3) poop

I poop my tights.
4) soak

Lovely, dear, except I would have soak
5) discard

I made a star for the tree out of discard water bottles.
6) jingle

that's jingle all the way to the top.
7) melt

Then I would have melt the plastic down
8) forgive

All is forgive, Simpsons.
9) disappear

Every time we get a tree, Mom disappear.
10) remind

This tree remind me of your father.
11) mold

and your beautiful smile will be mold into the snow.
12) belong

Why can't they leave a poor tree in the woods where it belong?
13) shoot

till a rainbow shoot out of the oven, and there you go.
14) lie

You lie to me.
15) pour

and pour it into a candy mold.
16) throw

that I immediately broke and threw in this bag.
17) promise

Kids, remember when I promise to feed us
18) lose

Great, Mom. Now I lost track of my pump count.

Adverbs

1) freshly

♪ When the OJ is freshly-squeezed ♪
2) someday

Someday this war will be over.
3) loud

Oh, for cryin' out loud.
4) overnight

Take an old car antenna, marinate it overnight
5) somewhere

Going somewhere, Simpson?
6) overseas

overseas and the folks missing 'em here at home.
7) immediately

that I immediately broke and threw in this bag.
8) finally

And finally, I wouldn't have presented it quite so proudly.
9) instead

Well, instead, I grew this tree.
10) quite

And finally, I wouldn't have presented it quite so proudly.
11) round

It's round in the middle, thinning on top,
12) almost

It's almost over.
13) outside

I'll go outside and make snow angels.
14) soon

they'd tell us as soon as they could.
15) together

Squeeze your shoulder blades together.
16) ever

Hey kid, you ever wanted a train for Christmas?
17) always

Always dumb as potatoes.
18) never

The toy you never got.

Adjectives

1) elfin

You're out of your elfin mind.
2) unabridged

I want to sing the original, unabridged
3) exponential

whose exponential function is the derivative of itself.
4) lame

and all he brought me was a zillion lame-o toys
5) pagan

To celebrate an ancient pagan ritual,
6) dumb

Always dumb as potatoes.
7) attractive

makes a sturdy and attractive ladder.
8) pleased

♪ You'll be oh so pleased ♪
9) stupid

Wrong holiday, stupid.
10) okay

You're gonna be okay.
11) sustainable

It's not a sustainable business model.
12) dear

Lovely, dear, except I would have soaked
13) warm

with cold cookies, warm milk, and hot lead.
14) ancient

To celebrate an ancient pagan ritual,
15) sweet

Mm-mm! That is some sweet pig meat.
16) smart

Ooh. You are clearly too smart
17) fresh

I've watered it, kept it fresh,
18) poor

Why can't they leave a poor tree in the woods where it belongs?

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09 November 2017

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