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00:22:57
Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
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This is not boosterism!
♪ Of all the cities on the mappy ♪
"butterball, dump truck, "Jelly Belly, pudgy-wudgy,
a troll or a homunculus, it kind of hurts my feelings.
We've got ice cream hoagies,
"walking 'before' picture, fatso, Harvey Milk Chocolate,
♪ We've got a big sinkhole ♪
I've never written a eulogy before,
I want to tell you guys that when you call me a gargoyle,
"lard-ass, blubberino, Buddha belly,
You go, girth!
Every morning, I get a colonic,
Sorry, fella. There's a movement I have to join.
if you hadn't crumple up all the paper
(scoff) Artists.
(growl)
Springfield drool...!
What rhyme with "Jebediah"?
♪ We finally outlaw our snake whacking ♪
First of all, is this floor reinforce?
Now I can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery!
Springograd, has disappear from the map.
And I regret to inform you that our Soviet sister city,
deep-fried sugar bags, Dorsnickos, Snickeritos,
a town that deserve its own original song.
America's greatest wartime wheelchair-bound leader:
the way a woman does-- subtly, through someone else.
to blindly follow somebody,
I was distinctly promised no math!
(grunting loudly)
This song was supposedly written by former Mayor Moleman!
(footsteps thudding heavily)
(sighs) I'm not sure of anything anymore.
Unfortunately, I left it at home.
because I never thought any of us would ever go anywhere.
Homer, I want to say something extremely important
You don't have to do this alone.
♪ Sure, our cops are easily bought ♪
♪ We finally outlawed our snake whacking ♪
"butterball, dump truck, "Jelly Belly, pudgy-wudgy,
"beached whale, big-boned, Wisconsin skinny,
Starting right now, a yearlong juice cleanse.
Your store is forcing unattainable body images
Who's he giving a piggyback ride to?
"beached whale, big-boned, Wisconsin skinny,
There ain't no coincidences in popular songs, bony.
(triumphant music playing)
you guys can no longer say these hateful words:
(organ playing solemn music)
America's greatest wartime wheelchair-bound leader:
"Chubby, chunky, blobbo, slobbo,
"Obese Want Cannoli, Mahatma Gumbo,