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00:28:05
Lisa Kudrow, Dan Bucatinsky, Jennifer Elise Cox
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like some vulgarian?
the whole insinuation of blackmail
but everybody knows what "transference" means.
He bought this bakelite Buddha
between me and my fiancee, Haley--
the whole insinuation of blackmail
Was there a little roadrunner?
I want you to understand this new treatment modality
Sweetie pie, why am-- - I wanted--
I'm gonna rip that blouse off of you,
She has an imbalance, and she needs a great deal of help.
his incredible fear of intimacy
In kind of suspicious circumstance.
that he had a rash. - Well, to your perfume.
I swabbed your cheek, inside your cheek,
Is this the person you want to spend eternity with?
did you put your gum in her hair?
Certain of those sexual exploit.
Well, no. You...You beckon me.
I swab your cheek, inside your cheek,
And then the minute you're threaten
what upset her the most, probably,
Well, I had propose to her,
you reject her out of hand.
That defeat the entire purpose of this.
I'm not attract to you. I just--
so I could see how you interact as a couple.
you two are clearly relate.
It's just the web cam that's attach to the computer.
and I think she felt exclude, I--
Almost engage, or sexually involved
Almost engaged, or sexually involve
And when I invite myself over, you said "yes."
We thought we dodge a bullet."
you have draw a young woman
I've heard you explain that to me, that you can't.
who is so unavailable emotionally,
Sadly unbalanced.
Almost engaged, or sexually involved
and then we got into a big fight afterwards.
essentially created for each other.
who is perfectly wonderful.
regardless of the results of a DNA test.
I'm not in the same room with my client, obviously.
Possibly your mother's much younger sister,
Previously on Web Therapy...
Kamal, how long exactly
We're not quite sure what really went on.
Especially since Haley and I
Almost engaged, or sexually involved
Uh, we're actually celebrating.
We'll be done really soon.
Good, let's let me nail down that appointment, though.
Now, I have fixed you, as far as I'm concerned.
Uh, if you want the lachman brothers
It's patchouli, I wear it every day.
has given me celiac disease.
I gave such a riveting presentation.
they're not actionable feelings.
- Am I muted? - Is it really to my perfume?
It would be very irresponsible of me
with my friend, who's unreliable,
Because this... This is unbelievable.
In kind of suspicious circumstances.
"If you're uncomfortable, or feel threatened by me
They're as dull as dishwater.
there's been no romance since the unfortunate discovery.
transfers phantom feelings onto the therapist.
is so, um-- it's fascinating.
And that is from spending a lot of intimate time
she sounds very passive-aggressive to me.
- They were delicious. - They were.