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00:22:30
Rex Lee, Emily Osment, Jonathan Sadowski
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Oh! I'm such a butterfingers!
A peekaboo. A peekaroony. A pekinese.
That last spoon of salted caramel creme brulee was so rich it should have a trophy wife.
It's a tweet from logan. Maybe giving me a little sneak peek of the list.
I'm ordering two appetizers and an entree for my friend.
How does a tall, handsome internet mogul with great hair get his start?
I don't give a shih tzu. I'm over it.
I'm ordering two appetizer and an entree for my friend.
That last spoon of salted caramel creme brulee was so rich it should have a trophy wife.
That last spoon of salted caramel creme brulee was so rich it should have a trophy wife.
How about a scotch on the rocks?
Until your hand was on my thigh.
It's a tweet from logan. Maybe giving me a little sneak peek of the list.
No! Jeez, somebody's gaydar's on the fritz!
It's a tweet from logan. Maybe giving me a little sneak peek of the list.
But, you know, out of curiosity, how was, um-- um...
Stuffing those sausage without a hint of irony.
Can I interest you in a cinnamon toast-tini
Because you're the one who's been obsess with getting me on that list.
And if josh doesn't get on the list, he'll be devastate!
Look, I hope you're not intimidate by me.
You get shove into a locker by a football player.
How lucky are we that she choke?
Hey, Gabi. I autograph my cookbook for you.
You heard her, she rave about it!
And josh, I owe you one.
With actual crush-up cinnamon toast?
God, you smell good. What is it?
We were together for two years, and then she dump me out of nowhere.
May I escort you to the terrace?
But, unfortunately, he's engage.
And I appreciate that.
Realized that sooner, considering there's only women here.
- Arf, arf. - I bet you're fetching. Get it?
She decide who gets on the "thirty under thirty" list.
That last spoon of salt caramel creme brulee was so rich it should have a trophy wife.
Because I know we're gonna go someplace really fancy
Well, technically, I've already been on a date with a lesbian.
We were together for two years, and then she dumped me out of nowhere.
Uh, she's definitely single.
But, unfortunately, he's engaged.
Um, what exactly did Elliot tell you about me?
Almost as much as I love them. Two times.
She's gonna come over, get super mad,
As soon as Gabi gets here tomorrow, that's my first question for that girl.
Good to know. Later, guys.
We were together for two years, and then she dumped me out of nowhere.
- Talk! - I mean, how else do you get to know each other
You're the most successful woman I've ever been out with.
At least when josh fires you, you can add pimp to your resume.
Oh! Why does the competition always have to be stiff?
Do you know how hard I worked to get you on that list?
Elliot, why don't you be a little less crouching tiger,
Mom never did that.
- Not josh. - ( laughs) well, I'm flattered, logan,
- Ooh, and an overpriced dessert? - Duh.
- She's not looking. - Okay, you're a little impatient.
Logan, what are you doing? Is this some pathetic attempt
Ha-ha. This time we're just doing it so we can make logan's ex-girlfriend jealous
- Why can't it be limp and-- - zip it!
How would you even know? You were always asleep when I got home from work.
Because I know we're gonna go someplace really fancy
Logan found someone in this room very impressive.
Would you look at the damn magazine!
- Don't you find me attractive? - Yeah, totally. You're beautiful.
That's so romantic.
How does a tall, handsome internet mogul with great hair get his start?
No, no, don't-- don't cry. It's gonna be okay.
She's gonna come over, get super mad,
My usual table.
Your parents must be so proud.
Could you please be a dear and pass me back