Name: It Wasn't Meant to Happen
Released: 2017-12-07
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) scapegoat

You can't make my husband your scapegoat. I won't let you.
2) scum

She's a man-eating, scum-sucking ho-bag!
3) sunscreen

You sure she needs that? I just put sunscreen on her.
4) tramp

but if these tramp weren't laying out the buffet, he wouldn't be chowing down.
5) bonnet

Yes, she needs the bonnet. It completes the outfit.
6) waitress

Do I have to worry about you attacking any more waitress?
7) nag

...you were a nag or bad in bed.
8) embarrassment

You're an embarrassment to me. Give.
9) murderer

We've been hiding a murderer.
10) pun

No pun intended.
11) blouse

and I asked her what she was wearing, and she said "a yellow blouse."
12) stripper

and you don't go around getting stripper pregnant.
13) soprano

Yeah, 300-pound soprano seducing balding tenors.
14) quarterback

It's not gonna happen. I gotta get back. I'm the quarterback.
15) neighbour

All the neighbour are out today,
16) circumstance

Well, we do the best we can, given the circumstance.
17) forgiveness

begged your forgiveness?
18) temptation

And while most were asking God for help in resisting temptation,
19) addict

Sex Addicts Anonymous.
20) pitcher

When she comes back, I'm gonna shove this pitcher in her perky mug,
21) paperwork

We have paperwork. The birth father signed away his rights.
22) lust

Avoid lust triggers.
23) serenity

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

1) seduce

Yeah, 300-pound sopranos seducing balding tenors.
2) amaze

you'll be amaze at what I can put up with.
3) utter

The good news for those who utter these words
4) jingle

Yeah, jingle for oatmeal, not soft-core porn.
5) organise

Not sure I know him. Should ask my wife. She organise the party.
6) beg

beg your forgiveness?
7) swear

How could he be arrested for cocaine possession? Claude swore he was clean.
8) designate

Good. Cos I'm gonna need a designate driver.
9) intend

No pun intend.
10) deserve

It's time to give your brother the peace he deserve.
11) dump

Over the years, Karl had dump dozens of women,
12) arrest

How could he be arrest for cocaine possession? Claude swore he was clean.
13) exhaust

OK, I'm gonna be exhaust, so I'll probably just lay there.
14) screw

Oh, I'm just saying that Karl screw us both.
15) pray

Karl pray to God yet again
16) belong

Put Caleb in an institution. It's where he belong.
17) cheat

If Edie doesn't know, then that means you just cheat on her, with me!
18) spare

you would've spare yourself the walk of shame back to the kitchen.
19) quit

Well, look, Frank quit using,
20) torture

Edie, why are you torturing that girl?
21) slip

If I slip again, this is where you could find me.
22) kick

not only would that guy get kick off the team
23) divorce

You're getting divorce?

1) meticulously

Every retreat was always meticulously planned,
2) someplace

Or someplace worse!
3) likewise

Likewise. I hear you're one of the best private detectives in town.
4) legally

Until the adoption is legally finalised,
5) perfectly

Perfectly. You did great.
6) basically

Um, basically, I just want you to trail my ex.
7) hence

Hence, his record of successful getaways
8) obviously

Which, obviously, I don't know, because how would I know?
9) apparently

Yeah, apparently, he was seeing someone.
10) definitely

The man upstairs has definitely been on your side,
11) apart

and I am not gonna let you keep us apart.
12) unfortunately

Unfortunately for Karl...
13) truly

Truly, a man could beg and plead all day long,
14) exactly

Gabrielle got exactly what she wanted.
15) alone

You can't leave me alone here. You have to think of something.
16) soft

Yeah, jingles for oatmeal, not soft-core porn.
17) particularly

You'll find this particularly helpful.
18) sometimes

The bad news is that sometimes
19) finally

or can I finally have dinner at home with my wife?
20) late

So, what do you think? Are you staying late again,
21) almost

Oh, God. I almost forgot about that.
22) actually

And there's one called Silvercrest which actually seems OK.
23) kind

I got kind of held up in Florida longer than I thought.

1) balding

Yeah, 300-pound sopranos seducing balding tenors.
2) depraved

You obviously have an encyclopaedic grasp of everything depraved,
3) unwavering

Because when it comes to sex, I have an unwavering moral compass.
4) ecstatic

I have been ecstatic!
5) squat

You don't know squat about sex addiction.
6) hammered

I get hammered.
7) needless

Needless to say, the agreement between us is off.
8) miserable

Who are you to tell me I haven't been happy, you miserable son of a bitch?
9) mock

Lynette, get those mock-ups together, will you?
10) asleep

He simply falls asleep.
11) awful

It's just awful, isn't it?
12) unexpected

that usually accompanied such callous and unexpected departures.
13) slight

but you don't have the slight idea
14) vulnerable

You know, probably it would be a vulnerable, lonely woman
15) inappropriate

when you start having inappropriate thoughts,
16) loving

about the power of a loving relationship.
17) damn

I don't have a damn choice!
18) loose

Darlene talked him into cutting people with kids loose.
19) sad

Know what the sad truth is? I have been thinking about hookers.
20) weak

They're weak.
21) mad

She gets mad.
22) dangerous

it's dangerous to care about me.
23) aware

Yes, I'm aware of that.

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