Name: Liaisons
Released: 2017-12-13
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) crumpet

I wanna play cricket, and I wanna eat crumpet,
2) calzone

I've been making calzone since before you were born.
3) rematch

Are you challenging me to a rematch?
4) chipmunk

Oh! Good job, chipmunk. No foam this time.
5) pretzel

Hmm. Oh, there's the one the pretzel guy took. Aw, look at the three of us.
6) slum

Why would a four-star chef wanna slum at a pizza joint?
7) crumb

Men begged for every crumb,
8) antler

And you would've ended up with an antler through your brain.
9) cheddar

Slide over, you cheddar-breathed tease.
10) sweetie

Okay, sweetie, I need you to focus.
11) jig

I do a little jig inside. Look, I'll talk to tom--
12) sous

Whoa! You were a sous-chef at cucina?
13) stunt

That little stunt of yours almost cost me the debate. (beep)
14) thigh

Oh. Mmm, my thigh's getting an inkling.
15) affection

His affection would turn to obsession. (beep)
16) obsession

His affection would turn to obsession. (beep)
17) loser

Bottom of the barrel, convicts and loser.
18) thrill

I've had more thrill leaning up against my dryer.

1) resurface

A feeling so intense it resurface
2) unload

I'm unload the dishwasher.
3) adore

I mean, we like hanging out, and travers adore you.
4) greet

Perhaps it was the cheers that greet his arrival.
5) prescribe

I'm prescribing a mild painkiller for your back,
6) swamp

Ugh! Next week, I'm swamp.
7) apologize

Is that why you apologize, just so I'd... Service you?
8) beg

Men beg for every crumb,
9) swear

Miss, if you could just-- I swear, I will be there in one second.
10) smash

Then what was all that moaning? I was in pain! You were smash my breasts!
11) owe

Oh, great! Thanks. I owe you big-time. Okay, bye.
12) fade

Long after it's fade away...
13) warn

If hadn't warn you about the deer,
14) scream

But every time that man scream out in pain,
15) trap

Honey, I have been trap in this bed all day long.
16) survive

I'm fairly certain I could've survive without his help.
17) bare

Three months. And edie bare more than her soul for carlos.
18) suffer

Your game suffer.

1) shamelessly

Hmm. Not afraid to shamelessly ass kiss.
2) awfully

You've been awfully quiet since we left the market.
3) violently

Violently passionate.
4) permanently

Permanently?
5) damn

If I'm gonna give myself to you, you damn well better worship me!
6) personally

She takes criticism very personally.
7) abroad

And, um, a year abroad could give her a real boost.
8) definitely

Oh, definitely.
9) eventually

Come on. We both know it's gonna happen eventually.
10) possibly

(laughs) you can't possibly be eating more cheese.
11) twice

I'm twice your size. We might drown.
12) previously

Previously on...
13) exactly

What exactly did carlos say, and who did he say it to?
14) perhaps

Perhaps it was the cheers that greeted his arrival.
15) deep

How deep do you think this water is?
16) almost

Well, he--he's been clean for almost a year. We're not the betty ford clinic!
17) super

(chuckles) super wow.
18) actually

And this is the first glimpse of a guy I could actually like.

1) emasculated

I'm not embarrassed, and I don't feel emasculated, either.
2) inconsiderate

What I did was thoughtless and inconsiderate. Yes, it was.
3) alluring

A drive so alluring,
4) blatant

I call that a blatant violation of our citizens' privacy.
5) acquainted

Don't you want to get acquainted with mine?
6) embarrassed

I don't think you should be embarrassed
7) stressful

You know how stressful it is
8) insecure

I'm an insecure idiot.
9) miserable

I'm bored. I'm miserable.
10) jealous

You hit him hard, hit him fast. Is he the jealous type?
11) vicious

Vicious circle.
12) potent

It's a force so potent we still remember it
13) inferior

When you play an inferior opponent,
14) ambitious

Okay, maybe full-on sex is a little ambitious,
15) asleep

Once the kids are asleep,
16) overwhelming

A sensation so overwhelming
17) bored

What's that supposed to mean? You thinkyouwere bored?
18) unexpected

It can push us into the arms of unexpected lovers...

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