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00:43:14
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
801
I'm living like a vagabond in a teenage girl's bedroom.
Spoke to the executor of the will,
What's all this baseball stuff? There's a mitt and a jersey.
If you're still in this pew when I reach the pulpit,
Walter went through a bad breakup,
So I want you to go over to those paramedic,
Tom and ida and the kids are buried under that rubble.
If you're still in this pew when I reach the pulpit,
(laughs) so her niece and nephew
Began to sort through the devastation
We're about even in the betrayal department now.
Oh, sweetie, don't.
Bree hodge found her lawn mower next to her coffee table.
Or some super nerd way to get back into the account, okay?
Carter, get the urn. I want to get outta here.
Within seconds, it's on a hanger. This has just replaced your birth
(laughs) so her niece and nephew
Puff pastry?
Since a tornado devastate wisteria lane,
Hey, you've abet. Might as well aid.
A teenager reunite a dog with its worried owner.
She shred anything that had to do with offshore accounts.
Who stumble upon the truth
So, yeah, I sprinkle her ashes,
That's why she wants her ashes scatter there.
Some uncover colorful histories.
Wow. The things you accumulate in a lifetime, huh?
Walter. Walter. Walter, I'm beg you. Please.
Some salvage precious friendships.
Bob, lee, I bake you some muffins to thank you
But I'm warn you, gaby, if we don't find those papers,
And I never bother to get to know her,
(crying) and his car burst into flames.
Don't talk. I'm smell.
You blame what happened on your ex-husband,
Yeah, she promised it to me if she kick the bucket first.
You seem remarkably composed.
Well, yeah, sure, someday,
You should grab love wherever you can find it.
To literally not have a roof over your head,
Like I'm not just about to fall apart.
And then she'll leave us. Mom, we always knew this couldn't last forever,
Sparks? The man's twice my age.
And, walter, I decided you're absolutely right.
Certainly shorter for walter.
Previously on...
So you'll inherit exactly what you deserve--nothing.
I'm serious. You can't leave me here alone with her.
Yeah, well, sometimes people do that.
So when I finally came clean, his wife told me
Otherwise, she'll just take the place over.
Yeah, especially if you never throw anything out.
Walter recently split up with his life partner todd.
Well, actually, I have it.
Or some supe nerd way to get back into the account, okay?
Well, I guess there's nothing disrespectful
She made the only unassisted triple play in league history...
That wasn't rhetorical. Seriously, you got anything?
I can't remember the last time I was so devastated.
Yeah, well, you know, as tempting as that sounds,
And the only reason I seem sane
But don't you remember how miserable we were? Oh, yeah. Every cup needs a coaster.
He's here, he's queer, and we're used to it.
To the more mature, cultured types, like, uh, walter here.
So I was shocked to hear about al.
The operative word being "family."
He realized the folly of being so shallow.
I am the gentle autumn's rain."
So I think that would be inappropriate.
I thought you'd be curious as to how much you'll inherit.
Some salvaged precious friendships.
So we're broke.