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00:44:16
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Kegger, [fakes cough] Kegger.
by a pothead hippie guidance counselor.
My dad caught a shoplifter once.
And right now our thespian,
[belch]
[snicker] Oh, whoa, whoa.
We are not having a magi - Why am I talking to you?
[groan] This beer sucks.
That's no cakewalk either.
[chuckle] Love you. Bye bye. Have fun, guys.
Hey, Sam, I'm having a keg party tomorrow night.
All my new friends think I'm some goody two-shoes,
[sob]
- I know. - Don't weasel out on me.
they did these improvisation about drinking and driving.
[scoff]
[screech tires]
[people groan]
It kind of freaked everybody out.
I'll distract her while you and Bill switch the kegs.
Man, you're tickling me. Who's next?
because Dad will yell at me
I'd be so pumped.
I dumped his loser ass.
You know those Sex Pistols? They spit on their audience.
Good. You did a really nice job decorating here.
Who am I trying to impress?
She crashed into a phone pole this winter
Do you mind flap your lips somewhere else?
They're gonna ruin her life.
♪ Hush, hush, I thought I heard her callin' my name now
Do you think they sell Yoo hoo here?
- [softly] Party. - Party.
♪ Jesus is just alright, oh, yeah
I'm kinda thirsty.
May I speak freely?
so I can help people like you get home safely.
Well, hopefully everybody's gonna drink
Stupid. I don't do it anymore.
I think I can have coke whenever I want,
Do you mind flapping your lips somewhere else?
It's just been going on forever.
No doubt.
Have you, uh, seen your sister around anywhere?
Mrs. Amendella makes the house smell like an old lady anyway.
If "f" is a differentiable function of "x"
[doorbell rings]
Those old jeans are looking pretty ragged.
As you can see, nothing is more contagious
I'm kinda thirsty.
or those goofy packs.
Let's hear it for the sober students improv players.
♪ Hush, hush, I thought I heard her callin' my name now
Wacky packs.
Lindsay's too lame to let anyone enter
I'm so wasted, and I hate my life.
♪ [singing] Jesus is just alright with me
He's having a terrific time.
Were you asleep during "Scared Straight"?
and go home 'cause they're bored.