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00:43:58
Tom Ellis, Lauren Germa, Kevin Alejandro
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I can't count the times I've allegedly helped a client unmake
You're not paparazzi?
You're gonna blow your own face to smithereens, Mack?
four pieces of sashimi,
Uh, wheelbarrow,
to care about your boring flatmate's trifle, aren't you?
A mentorship program.
blue-eyed sushi snob who loves surfing
It matches the bruise on the victim,
little ruse of yours?
This pink dumbbell here?
Well, I'd like to talk to anyone who can corroborate your alibi.
Shocker to me, too.
(sighs): Well, no computer whiz, that's for sure.
LUCIFER: Mm, this is a new one on me, Detective.
A recent breakup, a fight?
do you need a refresher on "splooshing"? It's very simple.
Well, so you're saying it's just all a facade?
If my theory of jealousy is right, she was.
in the background check. So Kim's insecurities
What if I came back as a chameleon or something?
Waste of a pun. You're gonna have to spell it out
We're all in the gutter,
I mean, how did I completely misjudge her?
So, I overhear you talking about finding a connection
Even if I had been tempt to help...
What's with the cold shoulder? You seduce me.
♫ But love the way it rumble
She sneak onto the site, goes on one good date,
Oh, lovely. Now, I insist
Well, I didn't have him peg for your type.
Oh, wow, she slam you.
He stole it.
How dare you. Crazy idea.
And then, uh, she hack her way onto my app,
more credit than you deserve.
I've calm down now, so can we go?
Well, then, why would our victim be arguing with someone here?
just 'cause she fancied eating some gelato.
I've been admit to the Forensic Shadow Program.
CHLOE: Ella trace Kim's call to this business.
I suppose we all have our low points.
From when you shot me.
Wasn't I being clear last time I kick you out?
Now that I know you lie?
but first-timers, they tend to take it with them.
Distraught, really.
I mean, even her fruit bowl's so tragically safe...
Luckily, Pierce was with her.
Technically, all of those things were represented,
Surprisingly heavy for its size.
Can barely function.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm functioning perfectly.
Obviously. Besides, me and Kim,
Somewhere other than Hell.
but, obviously, you can't take a hint.
Except that, apparently,
because this poor lady, definitely a shoe.
Which, unfortunately, makes you boring.
I understand, Linda. I mean... How could you possibly understand
Luci, there's absolutely nothing wrong with...
Ah. Most interesting bachelor, indeed.
Previously on Lucifer... We're separated.
Not nearly, I can assure you.
Which is exactly why I came to look in on you.
you put your mic back in immediately.
Yes, worth the jetlag alone.
um, sometimes there's more important things...
Dead from boredom.
a Most Interesting Bachelors' Bacchanalian here.
Sure, it sounded bonkers,
based on circumstantial evidence,
I felt unsettled about lying to you.
A deep, sultry laugh.
Not like a demented witch on crack.
Went on two exhausting dates.
It's-it's ludicrous!
I really wish we had that murderous dumbbell
Can't be that hard being frivolous and shallow.
Well, journalistic hyperbole, clearly.
Really? You don't think it's too ornate?
to my captivating essence, but she'll get the hang of it.
to dreadful consequences.
Gosh, kindred souls.
when I realized there was no raging party.
but we couldn't find anything noteworthy.
A pathetic attempt to cover up the fact
Seasoned killers know to leave it at the scene,
It's absurd.
Got jealous, lost control...
Being a celestial insider... really sucks.
And predictable. Watch.