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00:21:30
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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Come on. Isn't there something you wanna share with your mommer?
walking in the footstep of the ancestors, blah, blah, blah.
This guy's been working like an imbecile all day for you.
- Oh, God! - Oh, wait. No, no. Sweetie, don't spill that.
- No, it isn't. It's the small intestine of a pig. - Oh, geez.
No, sweetheart. Yes, you are.
You totally have the sandal for it.
- What is that, like taco? - Yes, like taco.
walking in the footsteps of the ancestor, blah, blah, blah.
Good idea. Maybe we should run downstairs and unplug the toaster while we're at it.
Mitchell has a problem with public displays of affection.
Did she have a limp... and a cane?
Snacks and sodas are in the living room.
Snacks and soda are in the living room.
See, this is awkward, because my dead Uncle Joe told me to have steak tonight.
- No. - Mom, I'm not an idiot. I pick up on things.
Ooh, let me lock the door and draw the curtain.
I had to download new firmware, install new drivers...
I thought maybe the cordless phone was interfering, so I unplug it.
- No, you ambush me. - Oh, Cam, come on. Don't take it personally.
You spit on me.
I'm feeling a little bit disconnect from Alex right now.
I swear.
that you have to be very careful how you behave around boys...
And I don't think that you were the good girl you pretend you were.
I scream the death out of your meat.
Mmm. What smell so good?
But you mess with us and we mess with you.
- You were arrest? Awesome!
and it is my job to make sure that you girls don't get involve with a predator.
Because the gray one wash me out.
Just slip right off there.
Oh, well, I appreciate that.
I tipped over a paint can and threw up a little.
I highly doubt it!
Was that before or after you were deliver to my door in a squad car...
- Higher! Louder! Higher!
Dad, you being so emotionally closed off...
and I accidentally read a few flirty text messages...
Maybe your mom's mentally ill.
- No, you ambushed me. - Oh, Cam, come on. Don't take it personally.
That one is definitely my favorite.
Trust me. I gave you twice as much as my father ever gave me.
- Good. - You know exactly what it means.
while dodging particularly aggressive spiders.
I can be a little needy sometimes.
Oh, come on. You're finally interesting. Just tell me.
Instead of being the comedian, why don't you help me?
I almost got a turkey!
- You made her talk to me? - I kind of feel like we're spinning out here a little bit.
So you better get on it or else he's gonna think you're a lesbian.
- I... I don't remember. - It wasn't that long ago.
Why would they ever get separated?
They're gonna fall short.
And I'm not the most demonstrative guy around.
Okay, okay. Uptight was really not on the table.
- But a really underrated movie. - What's happening?
- Wow. That is so untrue. I was a very good girl. - Hmm.
Mitchell is embarrassed to kiss me in front of other people.
- Do you know how embarrassing this is for me? - This is all your fault.
You won't kiss me in front of other people because you're ashamed of who you are.
See, this is awkward, because my dead Uncle Joe told me to have steak tonight.
Jay's always around here fixing things, cracking jokes about my delicate hands...
- Affection. - Oh, this is insane.
while dodging particularly aggressive spiders.
- What's wrong with "thanks"? - It's pretty much the bare minimum, Dad.
Louder!
That's because you get so weird every time a boy comes near us.
that you have to be very careful how you behave around boys...
except maybe making that stupid sound with his mouth.
No. Tell Mitch that it's okay to kiss Cam in front of you.
What? Are you still mad at me?