Name: Fool Me Once
Released: 2017-07-28
Cast: Taylor Schilling, Danielle Brooks, Taryn Manning

1) dashiki

to wear dashiki and eat corn and stuff.
2) pragmatist

And I'm a ruthless pragmatist who sold you out and then lied about it.
3) binky

A fucking binky for you to suck on until you feel better?
4) rejoinder

Yikes. No scrappy rejoinder?
5) pinkie

And another thing, between my pinkie toe
6) funda

We are just funda-fucking-mentally different people,
7) toenail

His toenail scratch me in bed.
8) armadillo

An armadillo could run this place better than you can,
9) chipper

You seem very chipper this morning.
10) dandelion

It's okay, dandelion. You know why?
11) fiance

You gonna tell me what happened with the fiance?
12) whiplash

Oh, my God, Piper! I'm getting whiplash here.
13) crumb

All right. Got the bread crumb, right?
14) agnostic

Well, I've always thought that agnostic was sort of a cop-out.
15) curfew

Curfew every night, piss in a cup whenever they say,
16) misfortune

I accused him of feeding on my misfortune
17) muck

but we cleaned out the muck sink.
18) flannel

in a flannel shirt and a hipster beard,

1) overrate

You know what's overrate?
2) terrify

because ultimately you are just terrified of being alone.
3) disrespect

She disrespect me.
4) unload

Stop the truck, get into it before they unload it.
5) fart

It smells like a salmon fart in it.
6) accuse

I accuse him of feeding on my misfortune
7) abandon

He hasn't abandon you, Tiffany.
8) crawl

We just crawl around this Earth like ants and then we die.
9) swear

I swear to God.
10) owe

and I still owe the prison $900 in fees I gotta pay back.
11) pretend

Everyone pretend everything was chill.
12) suspend

And you lied? You got him suspend without pay.
13) forgive

If I could be forgive, that would be really...
14) scream

You know, we scream and throw shit and it's like, electric,
15) blink

Chapman, you blink. Vause wins.
16) remind

Which remind me, stealing, that's another problem we've been having.
17) declare

a national holiday declare in your name.
18) steal

One of the bitches stole my check. I got lice.

1) kaput

Her appeal went kaput. Better sleep with both eyes open tonight.
2) defenseless

Defenseless, innocent lives. I didn't...
3) nubian

Uh, huh. Joyous Kwanzaa, my Nubian sister.
4) guatemalan

There's this, uh, Guatemalan grandma
5) inconvenient

'cause freedom was inconvenient for you?
6) forgiving

and so forgiving?
7) disgusting

in a disgusting, yet totally predictable manner.
8) embarrassing

and we're gonna do stupid and lonely and embarrassing shit.
9) ashamed

And I feel pretty ashamed.
10) budgetary

All of which seem to have been attributed to budgetary considerations?
11) awkward

Well, that was awkward.
12) septic

And respect the limitations of the septic system.
13) jealous

Maybe you're too jealous.
14) predictable

in a disgusting, yet totally predictable manner.
15) spontaneous

how's that, uh, spontaneous confession treating you?
16) secular

I'd say that I'm a secular humanist.
17) harsh

Wow, way to harsh on a dude when he's down, bro, fuck!
18) chill

Everyone pretended everything was chill.

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