Name: Wizards, Warriors and a Word from Our Sponsor
Released: 2019-07-16
Cast: Michael Donovan, Kathleen Barr, Garry Chalk

1) julienne

And even formats julienne fries!
2) megabyte

Is it Megabyte? Hexadecimal?
3) puddle

living rock piles, killer puddle, haunted laundry, battle carrots, armored...
4) carrot

living rock piles, killer puddles, haunted laundry, battle carrot, armored...
5) reflex

MIKE: With lightning reflex,
6) thief

What! A thief?
7) eternity

An eternity of useless products to rot your skeevy little mind
8) reboot

Reboot!
9) elf

And an elf can't use a wizard's weapon.
10) habit

with Nasty Habit moving up fast on the outside!
11) gentleman

But for how long, ladies and gentlemen,
12) tear

What is it? Viral binomes? A roaming Tear?
13) dude

Dude! Were those the Users?
14) genius

BOB: I don't believe it. He's a genius.
15) cube

Three close friends get nullified in a dangerous game cube
16) trap

Or a trap. Let's find out.
17) warrior

I'm not the warrior? (EXCLAIMS)
18) appliance

with everybody's favorite appliance, Mike the TV!

1) haunt

living rock piles, killer puddles, haunt laundry, battle carrots, armored...
2) plunge

Act now, or be plunge into eternal bottomless-ness.
3) abandon

Abandoned by those he trusted the most.
4) erase

Mangled? Injured? Partially erase?
5) owe

I think we all owe you a big apology.
6) slice

It slice! Dices! Cuts, copies, pastes!
7) bother

Get away from me, boy! You bother me.
8) dice

He slices! He dice! He cuts julienne fries!
9) intend

but I intend to find out.
10) dash

Will our heroes be dash into the pit of horror?
11) tune

Don't touch that dial! You're tune to the Commercial Channel!
12) solve

Oh, sure! That solve all our problems last time!
13) ignore

Ignored by his loved ones.
14) treat

Yeah, Mike. We feel really bad about the way we treat you. And well...
15) grow

Would you two grow up?
16) happen

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Don't you just hate when that happen?
17) wait

What are you wait for? Enter now for your chance to win!
18) guarantee

Guaranteed to work behind the scenes

1) someplace

Well, it looks like someplace called
2) darn

That Darn Wacky, Crazy Dungeon!
3) forever

forever.
4) absolutely

Act now, and we'll port you the handy Log-o-Matic absolutely free
5) exactly

So, where exactly are we?
6) finally

Finally, we made it!
7) enough

That was easy enough.
8) fast

with Nasty Habit moving up fast on the outside!
9) together

Bob, forget them! We have to do it together!
10) always

I'm always the warrior.
11) less

Less-ness, less-ness, less-ness.
12) again

Quick! Try her again!
13) too

Come on, Mike. You, too!
14) course

DOT: Of course, the light!
15) down

Quiet! Get down, get down.
16) much

Worse! Much worse. Oh, no! He's coming.
17) even

And even formats julienne fries!
18) long

for how long? For how...

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