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00:23:24
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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What is uraemia?
These are your beeper. From now on, they control your life.
Bambi, here's Mrs Lenzer's tox screen.
Dr Dorian, can you tell me what ailment most often...
The stethoscope, the beeper, a doctor, got it?
Look, Mr Burski, I heard a systolic murmur in your heart,
I'm a dork. A dork. I'm a dork.
What about his subconscious?
The necrosis and infected stool most likely indicate what, Dr Dorian?
Carla, do you spray the perfume on or fill your bathtub up
I hate the ''darlings'', the ''sweetheart''.
Under no circumstance are you to compromise our no-talking agreement.
that you're nothing but a large pair of scrub to me?
Man's 92, has dementia, doesn't know we're here.
Diagnose, test. Medical interns...
Hey, champ. First night on call starts soon, huh?
The surgical intern are gonna go grab a beer.
I'm surprised that freak isn't in there with him.
I got puke on.
My first code. Someone's heart fails, they beep everyone.
Or snuck some skinny college boy up to your sorority room.
- I'm supposed to be in intensive care. - We just turf him there.
I forgive her.
You realise, of course, I have no idea who Turk is,
I know. I would've laughed if you'd pause.
- and splash around in it? - I smell nice.
and she screw my brains out.
The guy was just sleeping, attach to a faulty monitor.
I know. I would've laugh if you'd paused.
The hospital doesn't wanna be sue.
- I'm suppose to be in intensive care. - We just turfed him there.
you'll be kick out so quick, your head'll spin.
I lie before. I'm scared every second.
He crash. The attending thinks it was a pulmonary embolism.
Because I promise you, we're a family here.
If the patient has insurance, you treat them.
- An unbelievably annoying tool. - Yeah.
older and sorta checked-out, mentally.
you're definitely not allowed to talk.
I'm gonna say this as carefully as possible,
in most of their songs, they use an extremely volatile racial slur.
The way he looked exactly the same,
Finally, doctors, if there is a mistake, don't admit it to the patient.
and I would never use the word otherwise,
Turk almost had sex in the on-call room.
Did you actually just page me
You know, kind of.
Hey, champ. First night on call starts soon, huh?
My question is this: if we're both singing along,
Your job is to stay sane enough so when someone does come in that you can help,
- Place an IV for me. - We'll talk later.
Bad news, though. She doesn't have the insurance to cover it.
Tell me if I'm going too fast, OK?
Chris Turk's my best friend. We roomed together in college and med school.
You're off the hook if you can tell me what to look for in a uraemic patient.
- I'm just frazzled. - How could you not be?
Superior mesenteric insufficiency.
Your job is to stay sane enough so when someone does come in that you can help,
Or snuck some skinny college boy up to your sorority room.
in most of their songs, they use an extremely volatile racial slur.
Of course, if the patient is deceased, and you're sure,
But she's a second away from total renal failure.
and because of all the expectations, you were disappointed?
To see if your gas could be harmful to others.
Don't be gentle, get it in there.
The necrosis and infected stool most likely indicate what, Dr Dorian?
You must be excited.
- I'm supposed to be in intensive care. - We just turfed him there.
I'm surprised that freak isn't in there with him.
The door is broke. Probably the fifth time or so it don't open.
which is everything, and if you have a really rough admission...
Advances that keep people alive who should've died a long time ago.