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00:23:31
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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I packed you Cheesy Poofs and Happy Tarts.
What's next, meatloaf?
But all must take every precaution necessary.
Mayor, the geologist is here to see you.
No, a piece of celery. - Celery?
I'll bet that sucker is headed for a higher elevation.
to prepare for this inevitable catastrophe?
Well, if we can dig a very large trench,
No nephew of mine is gonna be a tree-hugger.
I'm getting word that the chef of the school cafeteria
Great instinct, boy.
and her two cub out of a tree.
Yes, and he walks with a limp,
but now a ticking time bomb of hot lava
Let's get that testosterone flowing.
Now that is a dirty little bastard.
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
in volcano safety.
But what should you do if a volcano erupt near you
to this friendly, yet misunderstood creature.
♪ People spout "Howdy neighbor" ♪
How dare you insult my intellect.
and weave baskets and other assorted crafts.
Some say it's still crawl around to this day.
"Don't get scare up in the mountains, Cartman."
Well, we owe everything
And third, never spill your beer in the bullet chamber.
How dare you insult my intellect.
Oh, man, it smell like dead fish.
While camping, they encounter
are trap in the path of hot, nasty lava.
Half of you grab shovels.
blast his arm clear off.
How the hell are we suppose to get home?
Well, a few years ago a man shot a black bear
You were scared, Cartman. You almost pee your pants.
of excruciatingly painful, burning agony.
try desperately to save their mountain town,
What? - Stand forth, pull up flank.
Hmm, where exactly does the canyon go?
So he lives alone on this mountain
I did it, I did it! I finally killed something.
instead of a hand, he has...
We are quite aware of your concerns, Chef, but--
Therefore, before we shoot something,
You were scared, Cartman. You almost peed your pants.
Well, Ned is actually our favorite character
We can't get across!
That's enough out of you!
This next episode is by far our favorite.
Yeah, it's going back and forth really fast.
Well, a few years ago a man shot a black bear
First of all, don't ever walk with your gun
It sure will be nice to get out of the city
I was imperiled by that ferocious, charging buck.
with one last fleeting moment
and likes to add pieces to its deformed body.
Hey, I'll blow your freaking head off.
the cause of troubling and undesirable stress,
After all, hunter sober is like...
waits to engulf these people and end their miserable lives
Christ, look at that little bastard go!
so it was ridiculous.
to prepare for this inevitable catastrophe?
and weaves baskets and other assorted crafts.
It was just sitting there. - Shh, not so loud.
We spent three hours looking for that damn arm,
Now you be careful, Eric.
Got to get out of this stupid costume.
No, I'm okay. [screaming]
They say that on quiet nights
The woods can be very dangerous.