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00:22:11
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Begin episode jettison sequence 0-2-900.
from Mohammed while wearing a toga?
It looks like you've run into a little snag in your plan, as well.
so I ground his parents up into chilli and fed it to him.
the terrorist retaliation will be immediate.
Abort system initiated.
Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"
But I do believe this steer I'm riding has the farts.
Suicide bomber running in the building and blowing up, one after another.
Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation
Each idea ball has a verb, noun or pop culture reference written on it.
Each idea ball has a verb, noun or pop culture reference written on it.
I stole the head off a statue once.
Hello, gentlemen, ladies, my name is Little Danny Pocket,
They really are brilliant creature.
Isn't that Mohammed, the holy prophet of the Muslim religion?
Remember the time I got a salmon helmet
Oh, thanks, dude.
We demand you rerun "Mystery at the Lazy 'J' Ranch"
But if you censor out Mohammed,
Ample parking day or night People spout, "Howdy, neighbour"
Pulling an episode because somebody is offend starts a chain reaction.
You've spoil them by caving in.
Suffice it to say that they will not be persuade
so I ground his parents up into chilli and fed it to him.
I stole the head off a statue once.
I have exhaust every possible solution.
Then why are they refusing to write?
Shut up! You shut your...face, man!
How long before Family Guy is suppose to air?
to get that episode pull before this gets out of hand.
I doubt it!
The idea has now spread all over America.
and full of messages that you've forgotten how to be funny.
I was in the lobby when it happen.
Fine, Kyle. I guess it was inevitable.
You're gonna ask the president of the network nicely to take it off the air?
Unfortunately, Mohammed will appear uncensored on Family Guy
I'll certainly do my best.
What exactly did you learn about the Family Guy writing staff, Mr. President?
perhaps they'll back down from demanding we air the episode.
Especially me.
Pretty soon the show is compromised, and it goes off the air.
I wish that was good enough.
His newspaper showed an image of Mohammed and two days later
Really? What's the worst thing you've ever done?
It sure is, Phillip.
At least it doesn't get all preachy and up its own ass
I stole the head off a statue once.
will refuse to work again.
Well, a lot of people like Family Guy, too!
Of course, it all makes sense, now.
I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time
I shouldn't even be in the office still! It's supposed to be half-day Fridays.
that are completely unmoved by terrorist threats.
He's a lying, deceitful monster who only wants Family Guy off the air!
sounds like a lot of bureaucratic jibbery joo.
is going to show the image of Mohammed uncensored!
Look, my fat bastard friend
Fine, Kyle. I guess it was inevitable.
It made the manatees very upset.
You must be excited.
It's incendiary, it's offensive to Muslims and people can get hurt.
They really are brilliant creatures.
Presidential approval code zero, zero, destruct...
Manatees are very ethical writers.
Isn't that Mohammed, the holy prophet of the Muslim religion?
Take this noble child over to the Family Guy offices.
That's emotional character development based on what's happening
- Cool, man. - Cartman! Let me out of this stupid net!
They were like Mexican jumping beans.
Either everything's okay to write about or nothing is.