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00:22:09
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Chef suggested I buy a pompadour hat.
We have nougat crunchies, berry bars--
♪ Would you like some sauerkraut? ♪
and caught Mr. Twig's assailant red-handed.
You're a lying ball of turd, Mr. Hat!
And so, in summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
Hmm, I really see no resemblance between that song
No more Salisbury steak and pecan pie...
We have chocolate nugget and smoke crunchy...
♪ Oh-oh you're my cheddar cheese girl ♪
It's Tuesday, and that means tomorrow is tuna casserole day.
You know, that was like, his motto or something.
Now get the fudge out of my house!
Johnnie Cochran has appeared to defend Capitalist Records.
so he's the better puppet. Now--
We're gonna bring these bastard down.
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
It's Tuesday, and that means tomorrow is tuna casserole day.
Well, I'll be sodomize on Christmas.
I hope you starve, you lousy son of a bitch!
♪ People spout: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪
You bastard!
I owe everything to Chef.
I warn you, Chef. Don't even think of
Mr. Hat bust me out. Children, did you do this?
illustrate here. - Oh.
♪ Don't be afraid to let your colors shine ♪
You stole one of my songs,
How dare you! C'mon, Mr. Twig.
♪ Wake up Wendy smell the coffee ♪
- You finally snap, huh, Garrison?
That doesn't matter because that money belong to me.
I'd say it's pretty much an open and shut case.
What's this all about? - These pictures just arrive.
Ladies and gentlemen of the suppose jury.
Sir Elton John. I was knight, you know.
♪ Ain't nowhere to run ♪
We're damn proud to be here to support our good buddy Chef.
Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe
that we raised approximately $95.
- You finally snapped, huh, Garrison?
Hell, I almost felt pity myself.
It's actually for four years.
Leaving so soon?
is far more stable than Mr. Hat could ever be,
- But we can put our money together
or else you'll have to go to jail...
Children, I wrote that song 20 years ago.
is far more stable than Mr. Hat could ever be,
Sure you are, Chef.
it would be much simpler, but much less magical.
I told you never to say his name in my presence.
but I promise, nobody will ever hurt you again, ever.
And that chair, too. I want that chair.
You've got split personality schizophrenic jeebeez.
but a retarded monkey could write better lyrics.
We're thrilled to be a part of Chef Aid.
You know, some slick glasses and shit.
♪ It's a shocking world could be what's so great about it ♪
That has no monetary value.
and sole ownership of any of all publishing.
Yeah, I can't get this stupid song out of my head!
Just tell me straight, is he gonna be okay?
Have some of my Scottish haggis.
We're damn proud to be here to support our good buddy Chef.
is far more stable than Mr. Hat could ever be,
You can't take Chef's money. That's illegal.
You've heard the exact same song
Yeah, and he's Jewish!
Sure, kid, but I would retain exclusive worldwide rights,
will Cochran use his famous Chewbacca defense?
Whoo, sweet!