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00:22:08
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Either you give the boss his cut, or else we're gonna throw your pal into the river wearing concrete galosh!
Look, any shmuck can sneak through a window wearing a pretty dress.
His large beak is probably detachable, and works as a flotation device.
His large beak is probably detachable, and works as a flotation device.
Yes. Fifteen of them in one night. Perhaps he should switch toothpaste?
Get out of my sight! Lousy little scum!
Kids have been doing the tooth fairy racket in this town for years.
Hey, kid. You wanna try some dope?
Well! Look at you cute little cracker!
Sit down, Mr. Foley. Do you want some spaghetti?
Heh, you can compound daily my ass with interest, Mom. I'm goin' to the toy store and buy me a skateboard!
Did you bastard really think you could hide from me forever?
Agh! Careful, you asshole!
Look, this is our turf! You'd better scram before the Boss breaks your legs!
These Chinese kids are selling their teeth for peanut, see?
Come on, you guys. I say we create our own mob crime family!
When I say "go," you slam your electric wheelchair into high gear. Okay, Timmy?
Do you think I'm an idiot?
You scram! We were here first!
What we think, the external objects we perceive, are all like actors that come on and off stage.
That's right. And now it's all expose! You're through!
...that steal either teeth or money from children as they sleep in order to build some kind of giant nest
How dare you!
Light is a wave unless it's observe? That means all matter is just a wave.
No thanks, I just brush. I just wanted to let you know that I'm onto you.
I suppose you're gonna tell me there's no Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, or Jesus, either,
No, Mother! No more lie!
I want their houses burn to the ground!
Oh, Mr. Foley, you realize how ridiculous that sounds.
Oh, nice going! Now you woke him up!
Dude, every time I lost a tooth I only got a quarter.
You know, the tooth fairy forgot to bring me money last night! Call the police!
I can't deal with it, Stan. I mean, all the stuff I've been reading; I really don't think I exist!s
I can't wait until I grow up
Mom! MOOOM! Mom! Seriously! Something wonderful has happen!
I guess we'll have to sneak into his house after he goes to sleep tonight.
...for its genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring!
...and therefore has bad oral hygiene, so your teeth are gonna fall out someday, anyway.
This is reality! I am everywhere , and nowhere.
you go on your wild goosechase and meanwhile, we'll deal with the real problems at hand.
...for its genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring!
Hey, that house looks perfect. There's obviously kids living there.
Did you bastards really think you could hide from me forever?
We keep careful track of what houses we've hit so that we don't hit the same one twice in less than two months.
Billy is in desperate need of a bone-marrow transplant or he will most certainly die.
Yes. Fifteen of them in one night. Perhaps he should switch toothpaste?
Do not open your eyes until morning. Or else I will kick you in the nuts. Square in the nuts.
Sometimes I think I can see time slowing down, and my own existence fading.
Finally tonight, a human-interest story. Dan Akawa is live.
...and therefore has bad oral hygiene, so your teeth are gonna fall out someday, anyway.
Almost. You ready, Timmy?
If you think about it, you should actually be thanking us.
The American Dental Association convention is this week, but, as soon as I get back, I'll look into it.
Jesus! The little sick kid was a setup all along! How could I be so stupid?!
His large beak is probably detachable, and works as a flotation device.
If this sting operation works, some bogus tooth fairies should be showing up to take the sick kid's money.
Oh, Mr. Foley, you realize how ridiculous that sounds.
Just kidding. You know how there's always the dumb guy in sting operations in the movies?
Dude, this book says there could be infinite alternate realities to every reality.
It's beyond rational thought, you guys! Holy crap, you guys! I mean-
I ain't giving you crap! Kenny's not afraid of you!
With your money and your fancy clothes and your cell phones, it's almost like you were-
Billy is in desperate need of a bone-marrow transplant or he will most certainly die.
Hunh. That was pretty weird.
Agh! Careful, you assholes!
Oh. Heh, I got a loose tooth right here.
Dude, this book says there could be infinite alternate realities to every reality.
He's fat and he's stupid?
Anyway, the half-chicken/half-squirrel would most likely be about three to four-and-a-half feet tall.
Yeah, but, it's okay! We can still get our Sega Dreamcast!
I can't believe I fell for such an obvious trap! What the hell is wrong with me?!
Fellow dentists: As you all know, we are still having numerous reports of missing teeth from all over the country.