Name: Chalky Trouble
Released: 2019-07-23
Cast: Dana Snyder, Bobby Ellerbee, Unknown Hinson

1) teepee

- Now get on back to your teepee! - Folks, my point is this.
2) scourge

of the milk chalk scourge so they keep 'em away from me.
3) donut

You can't even get a donut right.
4) ether

He discovered ether, when he wasn't busy being white.
5) jingle

who would jingle the smartest fool with metally money.
6) chalk

of the milk chalk scourge so they keep 'em away from me.
7) prophecy

lt's the creature from the prophecy.
8) hatred

That a boy, Rusty! Burn them son-a-bitches. Embrace the hatred.
9) roast

We gonna roast some weenies.
10) inventor

Eli Whitney, the inventor of the cotton gin. A white man.
11) squid

Why do you squid hate whites so bad?
12) slam

Larry Bird. The inventor of the slam dunk.
13) sweat

The sweet sugary sweat from a lifetime of diabetes.
14) demon

No, no! l can't tell him. l can't! Get off my ass, demon love!
15) creature

lt's the creature from the prophecy.
16) wagon

then l suggest you turn your pretty little whitey wagon around...
17) denial

- Oh, no. - Denial! Denial!
18) sake

l guess you're just hating for the sake of hating.

1) plunk

And your Granny over there? She'd be plunk her life savings...
2) overrun

would be completely overrun by red lndians.
3) abolish

Who abolish it? A white man, thank you.
4) descend

descend from, you guessed it, whites.
5) reckon

Well, l... l reckon they OK. l likey my Doobie Brothers.
6) bother

Early, ain't no whites ever bother you.
7) dive

just like a white wing dove sing a song about what they singing.
8) discover

He discover ether, when he wasn't busy being white.
9) happen

What happen to the damn house?!
10) guess

descended from, you guess it, whites.
11) suggest

then l suggest you turn your pretty little whitey wagon around...
12) hear

You hear what she said. Now, go ahead and put your arm up right here.
13) thank

- All right, now, Granny. Burn your money. - No, thank you.
14) mean

Well, they're all right, l guess. l mean, l like them Doobie Brothers.
15) turn

then l suggest you turn your pretty little whitey wagon around...
16) tell

lt wouldn't be a trick if l told you that.
17) put

Well, y'all need me, l'll be put pictures of my ass on the lnternet.
18) keep

of the milk chalk scourge so they keep 'em away from me.

1) aside

Doobies aside. Doobies has been desquawkified. All right?
2) apart

Can't tell them apart, looking like lightbulbs with shoes on...
3) twice

White as a Vidalia onion and twice as sweet.
4) sometimes

♪ Sometimes l wish the sun would just explode ♪
5) recently

Up my butt. l've had some pain recently.
6) actually

Actually, Early, l really don't mind whites so much.
7) else

lt ain't that, Sheriff. lt's something else.
8) ever

- OK, can l do it from the top? - Have you ever done this trick before?
9) always

lt's the five of diamonds, Jesus. lt's always the damn five of diamonds.
10) too

Whites is too deflective...
11) around

all be-bopping around all over the place.
12) down

Go down to Atlanta and whip our shirts off, start a bunch of bullness?
13) much

Actually, Early, l really don't mind whites so much.
14) even

ln fact, all music: rock, R&B, gospel, even reggae...
15) right

Yeah, hell, l reckon you right.
16) before

- OK, can l do it from the top? - Have you ever done this trick before?
17) where

All right, then, where was we at?
18) over

Rusty, if it weren't for us whites, your land right over here...

1) inclusive

l mean, we're all inclusive here, except for them damn whites.
2) damn

Well, la dee damn da.
3) suitable

a vision suitable for the wide screen format.
4) ancient

And you know that Sphinx in the ancient pyramids of Egypt?
5) evil

That there's a symbol of the evil white chalky man, Daddy.
6) amazing

Except for me. l'm pretty amazing.
7) sweet

White as a Vidalia onion and twice as sweet.
8) plastic

Here, take a look at this novelty plastic Jesus.
9) smart

who would jingle the smart fool with metally money.
10) dead

♪ My dreams are all dead and buried ♪
11) brown

♪ l don't like a brother 'cause he's brown ♪
12) asian

Whether you are white, black, Asian, or Hispanic...
13) fine

- What about these trees, Granny? - No, the trees are fine.
14) bad

Why do you squids hate whites so bad?
15) fun

Nope. Funner than that.
16) hard

They're stuck is what it is, and it's hard to... Was this your card?
17) red

would be completely overrun by red lndians.
18) different

Did he say anything different this time?

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