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00:11:26
Jessica DiCicco, Grey Griffin, Catherine Taber
99
- Oh, yes, the futility of teamwork.
Girl #4 is Lynn's roller derby teammate, Polly Pain.
and come someone pass the ketchup?
dossier on each of the lovely ladies,
I'll be spinnin' at the Finestein bar mitzvah
You're already 30 seconds late for air harmonica with Tabby.
- And here's your raffle ticket.
♪ Dodging girls like ping pong balls ♪
Guess what, bro?
with purple streak in her hair.
- [head bonks] Hey, what the heck, Lincoln?
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
binoculars, stopwatch,
Girl #4 is Lynn's roller derby teammate, Polly Pain.
- Well, you're going to the dance now, dude,
Lucy's friend Haiku is an up-and-coming poet.
- You dug your own grave, Lincoln.
- I heard a lotta buzz about you.
- Poor big brother. You must be devastate.
- You were so bum out when Ronnie Anne didn't ask you.
- You dug your own grave, Lincoln.
I would have duck you, too.
My heart belong to an older woman. - Haiku, I have to be honest.
but would you mind if I hung out with somebody else
- But, you guys, how am I suppose to juggle four dates?
- LINCOLN: Problem solve.
and people who smile too much.
- I bet she was so excited.
I forgot I'm afraid of heights, but I'll be okay.
But it just never happen.
I guess tonight worked out for everyone.
after I've avoid her all day.
- Yeah, I wait around all day.
- Nope. - Never done hear of him.
- Yes, and I enjoy Clyde. We share the same pain. - Yeah, and I'm having a really great time with Beck.
But, believe me, they wouldn't have understood.
- Aw, I can't believe we're going stag
and Ronnie Anne is nowhere to be found. - Good news, Lincoln-- I've checked the entire gym
The Sadie Hawkins is literally
Lincoln Loud! - STUDENTS: [applauding]
- Oh, you know, I'll get through it--somehow.
Besides, I have enough on my hands juggling four dates.
These ladies are definitely gonna ask us.
Sometimes a little white lie
You're already 30 seconds late for air harmonica with Tabby.
- Well, actually, Ronnie Anne didn't even ask me.
Besides, I have enough on my hands juggling four dates.
I'll see ya later.
but would you mind if I hung out with somebody else
Ever thought about clowning?
- You two sure like to hide under tables, don't you?
I've always wanted to see the teachers' lounge. - Nah, we're just here for the raffle.
- Man, we're never gonna get dates.
- So did I. - Me, too.
'cause my friend'll be wicked bummed if you flake on her.
- I heard a lotta buzz about you.
- [laughing] To ask you to a lame dance?
- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
A Virgo with an infectious laugh,
You didn't even barf. I'm impressed.
- Dudes, urgent! Mine is more important.
♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪ ♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪
- I bet she was so excited.
I forgot I'm afraid of heights, but I'll be okay.
with purple streaks in her hair.
- We're gonna close out Sadie Hawkins with a slow song,
"Empty. Lonely. Dark.
Deep stuff.
- No way, Clyde. You've done enough.
and her ideal date is sound- proofing a wall with egg crates.
make sure your fly's up, and you're golden.
- On second thought, I think I'd rather dance with you. - ALL: Girls?! - [gasping]