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00:21:05
Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
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Now please welcome the newest inductee
(speaking in a falsetto, as Alfred Nobel): It sure is, Albert.
along such luminaries as
do you approve of the bailout of the French Club?
Today we induct the newest honoree
Homey, please.
and legendary 20% tipper...
in that testicle-shriveling torture chamber.
It would've been something you told your grandchild about.
As a rational skeptic,
Would you read "To Kill A Mockingbird" for me?
No other foursome would have me.
About how we give each other haircut?
Today we induct the newest honoree
all of the tenth graders' lima beans germinate...
How you doin', Dad?
Mismatched bolts and nuts?
Duffman, Poochie and the man who invent the yield sign,
stare madly into the sauce.
I dispose of the ballot box to spare your feelings.
But I'm not sorry I rig that election.
he ruin my life.
I married you.
He stir the sauce-a.
Dad, do you think I could be elect Class President?
Homer, I had a presidential election stolen from me.
stare madly into the sauce.
A lot of great things have happened to me lately,
And what will I use this box for afterwards?
Homie, you're barely eating.
I can hardly believe this is real.
Please hold your applause forever.
Guys that popular and confident are never truly happy.
That's exactly what it means.
Completely different guy.
Finally, you returned my shovel.
it's that deep down, winners like him are miserable.
instead of some idiot spending his Saturday night
No, actually they're like two leather clouds.
(panicky gasps)
waste their wretched lives
of the barbarian leader Vercingetorix.
J-J-jive talkin'
in my opinion, is the classiest principal in the business,
it's that deep down, winners like him are miserable.
Your father's just jealous because
The brown-haired girl gave me a look.
all of the tenth graders' lima beans germinated...
and legendary 20% tipper...
Thank you, mysterious weirdo.
But you did it out of kindness, so I'm grateful.
Our lives would be horrible without the kids.