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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
73
Whatever. I got to get a Popsicle on the old starfish.
if you get me some more nacho, fat ass.
(electricity crackle, cat shrieks)
Those were brand- new sneaker.
Ugh! We raised a junior college dropout
I want my fart to hurt!
Change the backdrop, Don.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
put down your GED paperwork and enjoy the show, stupid.
and I scored a touchdown!
I'll mold you into a buff, athletic model student.
To find a stoned loser,
put down your GED paperwork and enjoy the show, stupid.
I'm gonna go have a garden burger!
There we are-- egg whites and soy toast
to my little refuge.
Okay, uh, this is my cousin Keisha from the block.
And don't skimp on the chili peppers!
Jeff and Hayley outsmarted Stan and elope anyways...
He mutilate innocent cats.
Jeff and Hayley outsmart Stan and eloped anyways...
(electricity crackles, cat shriek)
We've taken six flights since we ditch the boat.
I swear, every time I help someone strengthen their core,
who stole 50 grand from us and eloped with a stoner hippie.
about the wedgie I suffer at lunch today.
So, I fake running away and took his place.
Get the BMX people involve?
What was I suppose to do, welch on a BMX race?
"I realize I'm still in love with Jeff Fischer,
I'm tired of you boss me around, Dad.
And I promise you, I'm gonna spend it all on myself
which is why we've decide to elope."
I got him lock away.
You lost someone, too?
We spent it trying to get away from you, you dumbass!
And we're the only passengers aboard.
Meanwhile, you've turned your Steve into...
exclusively from now on.
so we can tell you boys apart.
which, unfortunately, means
members of our community we could never possibly forget,
KLAUS: Previously on American Dad:
Yup, exactly the same in every way.
Stan, leave him alone.
Well, finally, it's our turn.
But my way is far superior.
the most brilliant, elegant plan I've ever come up with.
At least you know where your loved one is.
Steve-arino, you let Steve go and stop this at once!
members of our community we could never possibly forget,
I'm not going before them again!
You lost someone, too?
I'm tired of you bossing me around, Dad.
"your oppressive treatment.
KLAUS (laughing): Ouch!
selling both realistic and unrealistic wolf masks.
We've failed as parents, even by Appalachian standards.
We're here to honor those who died in the tragic bus crash,
Stan, this is insane!
Throw away her expired condoms.
I'll just make a slight adjustment
He mutilates innocent cats.
You're too strict, and you drove her away.
You do have what it takes to be radical.
selling both realistic and unrealistic wolf masks.
into an exceptional young man.
Steve-arino's gonna be so excited.
in case I ever needed some spare body parts,
the most brilliant, elegant plan I've ever come up with.
the most brilliant, elegant plan I've ever come up with.
put down your GED paperwork and enjoy the show, stupid.