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00:22:54
J.G. Quintel, Gabrielle Walsh, Jason Mantzoukas
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Self destruct!
Um, I got a boner right now,
Am I just drunk or is that the sounds of evil robot drone?
Yeah. Truce? Truce.
Hey, wanna come try out the new hammock?
It was an actual deodorant joke!
Genevieve: This is the stunt library.
There is a woman covered in filth in the bathroom.
Come on, bro!
Oh, man! Boo!
Wah, wah, wee, wah!
Hi, Mommy! I can read the letters of the alphabet!
Wait! I was trying to talk you out of it, you idiot!
Where you been, bud? Why'd you bail on me?
A toilet plugs into the sewer system,
Of course. Let's respect all creature.
[ Gasps ] I heard the bathroom has a wine fridge.
I remember these jealous rage from when we were married,
is immortalize in these walls.
Dante: People are starving all over the world,
I merely stun her into a sleep-like state.
ditch his whole curriculum for stunts.
Josh Singleton, you have violate the lease agreement
Yeah! Candice crush her tests.
You deserve it.
[ Chuckles ] I just refuse to contribute
It says that it's only fun if there's no strings attach.
but he couldn't handle it, and he quit.
The Spring Break crew has arrive!
Well, what's that suppose to mean?
It just slip out. Let me go talk to her.
She burn at stake.
who threw a paper at you.
Do you remember what the most common password is I taught you?
We should've just push her towards sports.
We lost the condo, and Candice isn't smart.
and became heli-rich.
Ironically, I am proud of her!
Eh, technically, Sisyphus couldn't quit.
Lee, I am legally not allowed to hit you.
you'll pay the price by watching commercials forever!
It's time you finally finished this game!
-Ugh. -She almost got one right.
Uh, actually, the loan-out company requires
These questions are kind of hard.
Okay. I am dead inside.
Well, as soon as I'm a little less wasted,
Uh, we'll go to the cemetery later.
Together: Spring break!
Haven't you ever wondered what our lives would be like
but at least my students are learning math.
Three hours without checking her phone once.
I wouldn't worry too hard about the test.
Well, as soon as I'm a little less wasted,
I'm talking about my uncircumcised penis.
I'm too bummed to have a spring break.
That's inhuman!
for some community college dum-dum
She lives in a yurt, a totally unplugged lifestyle.
but if we're reckless, it comes with a huge price.
I remember these jealous rages from when we were married,
this place is ridiculous!
Well, as soon as I'm a little less wasted,
Proving I'm not dumb!
It's called grave throbbing.
Yeah! Streaming got rid of commercials,
And now because you got an incorrect answer,
But I'm so excited!
Am I just drunk or is that the sounds of evil robot drones?
It's gonna be so weird and confusing.
It'll be so romantic.
The questions are too tough.